Palace Product Descriptions, The Selected Archive

Palace was founded in 2013, and while the brand's aesthetic played a huge role in its rise to popularity, so too did the curious, oftentimes hilarious product descriptions on its website. Palace Product Descriptions, The Selected Archive is an easily-digestible compendium of more than 3,000 of these descriptions, penned by co-founder, Lev Tanju, sorted into 22 equally-absurd categories. Laid out in all-caps bullet points, they're mixed with photos of some of the most desirable Palace products, as well as behind-the-scenes photos that lead off each chapter.

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