Snow Peak Stainless Steel Can Cooler / $30+
While the rest of your degenerate drinking buddies are using foam koozies from "Mike & Anne's Wedding Bash 4/23/17" you'll be using a much more sophisticated form of keeping your beer cold. Instead of flimsy foam, Snow Peak's is made from sturdy stainless steel. Its vacuum-insulated design keeps drinks cold and condensation at bay, while three inner tabs keep the can held securely inside until it's time for a refill. Just don't call it a koozie, it's a can cooler.
Available in 350mL for regular cans and 500mL for tall boys.