Stainless Steel Condom Dispenser
Keep your prophylactics within arm's reach without looking like a sex addict with the Stainless Steel Condom Dispenser ($42). An extended slot on top allows for easy access — leaving one hand free for... whatever — and lets you see what you're grabbing, so if you loaded up a variety pack, you'll know whether you're getting a french tickler or a glow-in-the-dark, strawberry-flavored sheath. [Thanks, Benjamin]