Stainless Steel Sharpie
Dress up your office pen cup with a Stainless Steel Sharpie ($8). This fine-tipped permanent marker features a stainless steel barrel with a laser-etched Sharpie logo, a replaceable ink cartridge, and a matching cap. Also great for frat houses, as it lets unassuming revelers know that you're serious about drawing penises on people's faces when they pass out on the couch.