The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

If you think your religion has some crazy ideas, you haven't seen anything yet. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ($11) is the accompanying guide to the new parody religion — born out of last year's battle between advocates of evolution and intelligent design — that worships a supernatural entity resembling spaghetti and meatballs. Followers of the FSM, called Pastafarians, believe that pirates control global warming and natural disasters, that superstition trumps science no matter what, and that the FSM hid dinosaur fossils underground to dupe mankind. Oh yeah, and heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano.

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Medterra Daily Delight Gummies

We could all use a little extra delight in our lives. Medterra's Daily Delight Gummies use a balanced blend of THC and CBD to enhance everyday activities. Each gluten-free gummy delivers 25mg of full-spectrum CBD, 5mg of THC, and 3mg of minor cannabinoids to balance out the buzz. They're also third-party lab-tested for purity, made from USA-grown, non-GMO hemp, and easily cut in half (or quarters) for personalized dosing, ensuring an ideal mix of relaxation and joy every time.

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Duer Ocean Slim Performance Denim

Duer's performance denim made them famous. In these slim-cut jeans, it comes in their popular, light, ocean wash. The fabric incorporates stretch fibers for added comfort and range of movement, the latter boosted by their signature athletic-inspired gusset. Performance fibers regulate temperature to help keep you cool and dry, and an antimicrobial treatment keeps odors at by between washes. Enjoy 50% starting November 22nd.

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Ford Accessories

Whether your Ford has a few miles on it and needs a few upgrades or if it's new and just needs some personalization, Ford Accessories has you covered. For the performance-minded, there are upgraded suspension and exhaust systems, cold air intakes, and brake kits. Exterior upgrades include custom-fit running boards, splash guards, aerodynamic roof racks, and cargo carriers, while inside there are premium floor liners and cargo management systems. Technology moves fast, so upgrades like infotainment updates, advanced driver-assist technologies, and blind-spot monitoring systems can bring aging vehicles into line with modern lifestyles.

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Skechers Work Shoes

No matter the job, Skechers has a work shoe that fits. With slip-resistant soles, steel or composite toe protection, and waterproof construction, Skechers work shoes combine safety with comfort for jobs on the go. Skechers work sneakers offer the same level of toughness and a comfortable fit in a lightweight shoe for all-day wear.

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