The Zombie Survival Guide
Not all the books in your personal library need to be serious, and The Zombie Survival Guide ($11) is definitely not serious. Written by Max Brooks (son of Mel and current SNL writer), this guide features such life-saving tips as “Use your head: cut off theirs.,” and “Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!” If only we’d had this useful volume the last time we got attacked by Zombies… no, wait, that was a result of Halloween and a bottle of Maker’s Mark. Our bad.