TKM Hex Tool
Call it a paperweight. Call it a wrench. Just don't call it useless. The TKM Hex Tool features six identically-sized openings that can technically be used for turning bolts. But they also make it incredibly easy to grab it from either direction should the situation call for something a little more... serious. Available in four different colors and armored with Cerakote, the same stuff they use on firearms to make them resistant to rust.