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Performance comfort gets an upgrade with the Nike Ava Rover. Engineered for the city and built for the daily hustle, the silhouette stacks responsive ReactX foam underfoot for all-day energy return and comfort, while a sleek, breathable upper is wrapped in durable mudguards for a locked-in feel. Lightweight, city-minded, and designed to move, the Ava Rover is the go-anywhere answer for those who don't stop moving, even on their days off.
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Artist Seb Lester spotlights his freakishly good skills by recreating iconic logos by hand.
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Be the athlete who blends performance with purpose. The Nike Structure 26 delivers the stability and comfort needed for high-intensity training—whether you're crushing a 5K before your morning coffee or rallying on the pickleball court. A full-length ReactX midsole offers greater energy return than previous versions, delivering responsive rebound and cushioning for longer sessions. The engineered mesh upper enhances airflow and support for a smoother, more confident stride. Plush, stable, and purposefully precise, it's your steady ride—redefined.
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