Here's nine thoughts you should probably keep to yourself.
Academy Award-nominated animator Don Hertzfeldt takes the latest Simpsons couch gag far into the future. Maybe too far.
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Pogo & Jeesh set Herimone Granger to atmospheric music in this mashup.
Tyrannosaurus rex has been dethroned by the swimming, fish-eating Spinosaurus.
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A creepy collection of intense stares from the Master of Suspense.
Aerial footage of some of America's most beautiful spaces, edited by Harrison Sanborn.