Here's nine thoughts you should probably keep to yourself.
Academy Award-nominated animator Don Hertzfeldt takes the latest Simpsons couch gag far into the future. Maybe too far.
Nike brings performance-focused construction to the course with the Rise Golf Hat. Built with a structured six-panel design, it uses moisture-wicking fabric alongside Dri-FIT ADV technology to help manage heat and sweat during long rounds. An Aero Brim provides added shade, while the SwooshFlex fit delivers a secure, comfortable feel on and off the course. Designed for all types of play, the Rise balances technical performance with a clean, versatile look suited for both the fairway and the clubhouse.
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Prescription weight loss is becoming part of a broader wellness system, and WeightWatchers is integrating it directly into its platform with access to the Wegovy pill through its clinical program. The offering combines medical evaluation, prescription access for those who qualify, and ongoing support inside the WeightWatchers app, connecting GLP-1 treatment with proven tracking and coaching tools. Rather than replacing lifestyle change, the program is designed to work alongside it, helping manage appetite while reinforcing healthier routines. The result is a more modern approach to weight management that blends medication, accountability, and long-term habit building into a single, guided experience.
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Pogo & Jeesh set Herimone Granger to atmospheric music in this mashup.
Tyrannosaurus rex has been dethroned by the swimming, fish-eating Spinosaurus.
A creepy collection of intense stares from the Master of Suspense.
Aerial footage of some of America's most beautiful spaces, edited by Harrison Sanborn.
The AllSaints Castleford Denim Overshirt delivers a clean, utilitarian layer that bridges shirt and jacket. Cut in a regular fit with a press-stud front, chest and welt pockets, and crafted from 100% organic cotton, it offers structured comfort with easy versatility. The result is a straightforward overshirt built for effortless layering and everyday wear. Enjoy up to 40% off select styles during AllSaints midseason sale.
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Bar soap rarely gets an upgrade, but the Duke Cannon Soap Puck rethinks the format with a compact, palm-sized design built for grip, portability, and longevity. Triple-milled for a denser, longer-lasting bar, it delivers a rich lather while holding up better than typical soaps, making it just as suited for daily showers as it is for gym bags and travel kits. Formulated with natural oils and free of phthalates, it cleans without overcomplicating things, while the rounded puck shape feels deliberate in hand. It's a small shift in form that turns a basic essential into something more considered and durable.
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The Ohio State University marching band performs a tribute for the 75th anniversary of The Wizard of Oz.
The legendary Robert Plant performs a classic doo-wop hit with Jimmy Fallon and an iPad.