3-Minute Super Mario 3
Bowser never saw this coming. With some creative exploitation of memory corruption, Super Mario Bros. 3 is beaten in just over three minutes.
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Cartwheeling Spider
It might be in German, but all that matters is trying to get a good night's sleep with visions of cartwheeling spiders in your head.
Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos
Prepare yourself for a complete squee overload as tiny hamsters eat tiny burritos with their eensy little hamster hands.
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Vena Happy Place Seltzers
Happy Place Skinny Mocktail seltzers provide a guilt-free, low-calorie alternative to traditional drinks. Offering a balanced blend of 2mg THC and 2mg CBD for a feel-good buzz without the hangover. At just 15 calories per can and flavors like Margarita, Citrus Spritz, and Mojito, these seltzers are the ultimate way to unwind. Made with natural ingredients and full-spectrum hemp extract, they deliver effortless enjoyment while helping you relax and refresh. Escape to your happy place with confidence, knowing you'll wake up ready to tackle the day ahead.
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Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC
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Peper Harow Cashmere Sock Gift Box
Handcrafted in England with a seamless toe and 200-needle precision, these socks are crafted from a premium blend of cotton, cashmere, polyamide, and spandex. Available in timeless shades of red, beige, and blue, they offer unmatched comfort and warmth. Designed for durability and eco-conscious indulgence, they exemplify refined taste while minimizing environmental impact. Perfect for the discerning gentleman, this elegant trio makes a thoughtful gift that blends opulence with sustainability.
Presented by Peper Harow.
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What Is a Photocopier?
Only in Ohio. Here is a word-for-word dramatization of transcripts from a legal deposition in Cuyahoga County.
8-Bit Spider Man
You've never seen Spider Man until you've seen it in eight glorious bits.
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The KilgourMD Bundle
Stanford dermatologist Dr. James Kilgour's eponymous hair growth brand, KilgourMD, has been shown to outperform the popular minoxidil, which only works to regrow hair once it's gone. The KilgourMD Bundle, however, puts patients on the offensive, too, providing a dual-acting proactive and reactive solution to hair thinning and hair loss. In clinical studies, the system — which is made from natural, plant-derived extracts and comprises The Prevention Scalp Serum and The Treatment — decreased visible hair fall by up to 30% and stimulated hair follicle growth by up to 200% over two months. Save 15% when bundling.
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Ever Vessel Super Maxi Sport Bottle
Stay hydrated in style with Ever Vessel's award-winning Super Maxi bottle. Crafted from durable, food-grade stainless steel, this 36oz bottle combines function with convenience, keeping beverages icy cold for up to 24 hours. Featuring double-wall vacuum insulation, an integrated carry handle, and a leak-proof flip-top lid, the Super Maxi is perfect for on-the-go hydration, whether at the gym or during daily adventures. It fits most cup holders and features a wide-mouth and crevice-free design that's easy to clean and dishwasher-safe. Available in 11 colors with optional customization, the Ever Vessel Super Maxi guarantees to quench your thirst in style.
Presented by Ever Vessel.
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Dumb And Dumber As Epic Drama
Expert editing and super-dramatic music turn Dumb and Dumber into a weirdly obsessive romance.
Robinson Cano Gets Booed
Yankees fans tell Robinson Cano how they really feel about him going to Seattle, until they see him face-to-face of course.
