3-Minute Super Mario 3
Bowser never saw this coming. With some creative exploitation of memory corruption, Super Mario Bros. 3 is beaten in just over three minutes.
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Cartwheeling Spider
It might be in German, but all that matters is trying to get a good night's sleep with visions of cartwheeling spiders in your head.
Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos
Prepare yourself for a complete squee overload as tiny hamsters eat tiny burritos with their eensy little hamster hands.
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Collars & Co. Maverick Performance Pants
Collars & Co.'s Maverick Performance Pants bring tailored refinement to everyday movement. Cut from lightweight, technical fabric with built-in stretch and wrinkle resistance, they carry a polished silhouette that looks at home in the office, on a flight, or out for dinner. The performance-minded construction stays comfortable through hours of wear while keeping its shape and crispness without frequent touch-ups. It's the kind of pant that dresses up without feeling rigid and performs like activewear without sacrificing style. Ideal for anyone who wants one pair that does it all.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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Nike Air Max Dn8
Legendary designer Tinker Hatfield drew inspiration from Parisian architecture to reestablish Air technology as a leader in cushioning. The Nike Air Max DN8 Summit takes Hatfield's advanced Dynamic Air technology and condenses it into a sleek, low-profile silhouette. Dual-chambered tubes with precisely tuned pressure levels shift airflow with each step and compression, delivering responsive cushioning throughout the stride. The Dynamic Air unit sits directly above the rubber outsole for a lower, more stable profile, while the lightweight upper radiates energy through breathable mesh. Wrapped in a bold, high-contrast colorway, the DN8 Summit presents a sleek and modern interpretation of Nike's evolving Air platform.
Presented by Nike.
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What Is a Photocopier?
Only in Ohio. Here is a word-for-word dramatization of transcripts from a legal deposition in Cuyahoga County.
8-Bit Spider Man
You've never seen Spider Man until you've seen it in eight glorious bits.
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Dumb And Dumber As Epic Drama
Expert editing and super-dramatic music turn Dumb and Dumber into a weirdly obsessive romance.
Robinson Cano Gets Booed
Yankees fans tell Robinson Cano how they really feel about him going to Seattle, until they see him face-to-face of course.
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Hims GLP1
Unlike traditional weight loss treatments, Hims takes a clinical approach that addresses the underlying factors affecting your weight. Based on your unique needs, personalized plans and prescription options are available to align with your weight loss goals, including oral medications and GLP-1 injections. This approach combines medication with ongoing access to medical providers, meal plans, recipes, exercise guides, and sleep support. Now available 100% online or in the app, expert treatment starts at $69/month, with GLP-1 plans starting at $199/month. Streamline your program and prioritize life.
Presented by Hims.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Tinto Amorio Chaand Wine Sampler
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
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Living With Lag
Lag in real life is the basis for an experiment using Oculus Rift by broadband provider ume.net. The results are both hilarious and sad if you live in the United States.
Beer Mile World Record
Through a combination of training, science, and sheer human will, James Nielsen has pushed the boundaries of human endurance and broken the Beer Mile World Record.
