3-Minute Super Mario 3
Bowser never saw this coming. With some creative exploitation of memory corruption, Super Mario Bros. 3 is beaten in just over three minutes.
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Cartwheeling Spider
It might be in German, but all that matters is trying to get a good night's sleep with visions of cartwheeling spiders in your head.
Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos
Prepare yourself for a complete squee overload as tiny hamsters eat tiny burritos with their eensy little hamster hands.
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Vita Coco
Crack open summer with a twist of the tropics — Vita Coco isn't just coconut water, it's peak hydration. Whether you're reaching for the Original, spiking your senses with Pineapple, or riding the duo wave of Peach & Mango, each sip hits like a hammock in motion. Packed with electrolytes, nutrients, and just enough island attitude to revive you from boardroom burnout or beach-day bliss, Vita Coco is the closest thing to a vacation in a carton. No passport needed — just thirst.
Presented by Vita Coco.
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Nike Leather Field General
Born on the gridiron, reborn for the streets — the Nike Field General returns, reshaped for a new era. Once worn by quarterbacks calling shots under Friday night lights, this latest drop revives that same fearless spirit in a silhouette built for city grit. Cloaked entirely in supple leather, the cacao-toned upper delivers a refined take on vintage toughness, while the Waffle sole keeps its '80s roots alive with every step. A padded collar, full cupsole stitch, and foam midsole lock in comfort and durability, making this a sneaker that doesn't just honor history—it commands it.
Presented by Nike.
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What Is a Photocopier?
Only in Ohio. Here is a word-for-word dramatization of transcripts from a legal deposition in Cuyahoga County.
8-Bit Spider Man
You've never seen Spider Man until you've seen it in eight glorious bits.
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The Collagen Co. Immunity Peptides
For those optimizing every hour of his day — ice baths at dawn, boardroom calls by noon, and flights by night — Immunity Collagen Peptides from The Collagen Co. offer a potent yet effortless boost. This Andean-inspired blend combines hydrolyzed grass-fed collagen with Vitamins C, A, D, and Zinc to support skin's immune barrier, gut defense, and joint function. With clarity, stamina, and vitality all in one scoop, it keeps you energized, resilient, and recovery-ready, without disrupting your daily routine.
Presented by The Collagen Co.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Medterra Daily Delight Gummies
We could all use a little extra delight in our lives. Medterra's Daily Delight Gummies use a balanced blend of THC and CBD to enhance everyday activities. Each gluten-free gummy delivers 25mg of full-spectrum CBD, 5mg of THC, and 3mg of minor cannabinoids to balance out the buzz. They're also third-party lab-tested for purity, made from USA-grown, non-GMO hemp, and easily cut in half (or quarters) for personalized dosing, ensuring an ideal mix of relaxation and joy every time.
Presented by Medterra.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Dumb And Dumber As Epic Drama
Expert editing and super-dramatic music turn Dumb and Dumber into a weirdly obsessive romance.
Robinson Cano Gets Booed
Yankees fans tell Robinson Cano how they really feel about him going to Seattle, until they see him face-to-face of course.
