Sometimes the best April Fools jokes don't require any fooling at all.
If you see Marilyn, you need to get your eyes checked.
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An in-depth look at the beach scene from Spielberg's JAWS.
SAXX takes comfort to the next level with the all-new Vibe Xtra Trunks, featuring Stop Drop Technology — a discreet moisture-wicking layer built into the signature BallPark Pouch for all-day dryness where it matters most. Made from super-soft EcoVero fabric with a fly front, these trunks deliver lightweight, breathable comfort, plus 4-way stretch, odor resistance, and an anti-roll waistband. Flat Out Seams prevent chafing, while Three-D Fit ensures a perfect anatomical fit. Sold in a convenient three-pack, the Vibe Xtra is a premium upgrade to your daily essential.
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Martha gives Bieber a few easy-living tips for his inevitable time on the inside.
Don't panic. Marvel's anti-hero Deadpool won't be starring in a family-friendly film.