A Long Day of Childhood
After a long day of school, homework, and walking in on your parents, only a heaping plate of Ragú-covered spaghetti — and years of therapy — will make you feel better.
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Curtis Martin's Hall of Fame Speech
After 10 years, two teams, and 14,101 total rushing yards, Curtis Martin joined the 2012 class in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. During the Induction Ceremony in Canton, Ohio, the running back bared his soul to his friends, family, and fans of the game.
The Debate-Thletes
Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis take on three children from the Shelby Elementary School debate team. Seems like a pretty even matchup.
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HP Smart Tank 5101 All-in-One Printer
While much of the world has gone paperless, there's still a place in every home for a printer, scanner, and copying machine. HP's Smart Tank 5101 All-in-One does all three. The eponymous tanks hold up to two years or 6,000 pages of ink, which is included in the box, and have a proprietary spill-free refill system. Self-healing WiFi provides a dependable connection for all devices via the HP app, enabling wireless scanning, copying, and printing, with the latter supporting borderless photos. Smart illuminating buttons make on-device use a breeze, and built-in HP Wolf Essential Security protects the printer from cyber threats. Available now for $70 off.
Presented by HP.
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Nike P-6000 PRM
Blurring the lines between retro and modern, the Nike P-6000 channels early 2000s running style with a fresh, street-ready edge. Inspired by the Nike Pegasus 25 and Pegasus 2006, it fuses throwback athletic design with breathable mesh and sleek synthetic overlays for a bold, layered look. A foam midsole delivers cloud-like cushioning, while the durable rubber outsole grips pavement with confidence. Whether you're hitting the pavement or flexing on the streets, the P-6000 brings that perfect mix of nostalgia and next-gen comfort.
Presented by Nike.
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Cockneys Vs Zombies Trailer
Finally, a British zombie comedy to fill your void for British zombie comedies. A gang of amateur bank robbers unite with the geriatric unite to defend London's east end from a outbreak of the undead. NSFW. Hits UK theaters August 31, 2012.
Zero Dark Thirty Trailer
The writer-director duo behind The Hurt Locker Kathryn Bigelow and Mark Boal team up once again to highlight the special operations forces mission to capture or kill Osama bin Laden. Starring Jessica Chastain, Joel Edgerton, Edgar Ramirez, and Mark Strong. In theaters December 19, 2012.
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Jack Archer Jetsetter Tech Pants
Long gone are the days of stiff, wrinkled chinos. Modern pants are cut from a different (better) cloth, and Jack Archer's Jetsetter Tech Pants are a prime example. Crafted from premium Rebound fabric sourced from Japan, they're stretchy, wrinkle-free, anti-odor, and stain-resistant, making them great for travel. The fit provides room where it's needed but is slim where it's not, and is enhanced by a diamond-shaped gusset that prevents tightness in the crotch and the curved-waist design that provides a lift to the backside. Built with premium stitching, they also feature a zippered coin pocket and hidden reflective tape that's only revealed when they're cuffed. Now available in two cuts: the original, best-selling Slim Fit and the new Straight Fit, which offer a roomier fit from the knee down.
Presented by Jack Archer.
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Vena Xtra Bliss High Potency Gummies
Experience Vena's latest euphoric release with Xtra Bliss High Potency THC Gummies — especially crafted to uplift your spirits and provide an extra boost throughout the day. Each gummy is infused with 10mg THC, 10mg CBD, and 2mg CBG, delivering a perfectly balanced blend of relaxation and energy. Whether you're winding down for the evening or seeking a moment of bliss during the day, these red raspberry-flavored gummies offer a dreamy escape letting stress melt away — one gummy at a time.
Presented by Vena.
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Batman: Dark Knightfall
Using the insanely detailed action figures from the Hong Kong-based production house Hot Toys, directors Derek Kwok and Henri Wong created this impressive stop-motion animated tribute to Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy.
People Walking Into Stuff
A compilation full of smashed noses, banged foreheads, and bruised egos.
