Accidentally Touching Someone's Junk
In almost every case, it's best to just pretend like it never happened.
In almost every case, it's best to just pretend like it never happened.
There always was something strange about that old guy.
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Crack open summer with a twist of the tropics — Vita Coco isn't just coconut water, it's peak hydration. Whether you're reaching for the Original, spiking your senses with Pineapple, or riding the duo wave of Peach & Mango, each sip hits like a hammock in motion. Packed with electrolytes, nutrients, and just enough island attitude to revive you from boardroom burnout or beach-day bliss, Vita Coco is the closest thing to a vacation in a carton. No passport needed — just thirst.
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CNN spoofed Adult Swim's Too Many Cooks and it's just as bizarre as the original.
Sussing the finer points of movement in legendary director Akira Kurosawa's films.
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Once built for the indoor pitch and later claimed by skaters and streetwear purists, the Nike Gato has always thrived where precision meets style. First launched as the Nike5 Gato Street in 2010, this low-profile silhouette combined premium leather, suede, and embossed detailing with functional grip and XDR rubber — crafted for those who play fast and live faster. Now reborn for the modern city grid, the Gato returns with breezy textile underlays for breathability, a soft foam midsole, and that unmistakable gum sole grip. It's not just a comeback — it's a crossover. This revival is for those who look to the past and gain more traction for the future.
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Character actor Brandon Hardesty explains what it means to be a character actor.
Just because it's from Ikea doesn't mean that it's not modern and shocking.