Accidentally Touching Someone's Junk
In almost every case, it's best to just pretend like it never happened.
In almost every case, it's best to just pretend like it never happened.
There always was something strange about that old guy.
Gear up for gameday with Nike's 2025 "Rivalries" collection—a new wave of NFL uniforms and merch that turn team loyalty into wearable culture. More than sideline staples, these alternates fuse identity with hometown swagger: Buffalo suits up in an icy "Cold Front," the Jets channel Gotham grit, and the Cardinals bring desert heat in a sandstorm white-out. Dropping first in high-stakes divisional matchups and staying in rotation for three seasons, the kits hit the sweet spot between fashion, hype, and legacy. Launching September 10, the collection spans jerseys, hoodies, shoes, and headwear worldwide—where team lore meets streetwear-level design.
Presented by Nike.
Factor eliminates the hassle of meal prep with chef-prepared meals delivered fresh to your door. With options like Keto, Protein Plus, and Vegan, Factor's 40 weekly menu items and 65+ add-ons cater to any lifestyle. Customize your meal plan and enjoy the convenience of ready-to-eat meals that heat up in just two minutes — no prep or cleanup required. Using premium ingredients, featured dishes like Fajita-Spiced Shrimp, Truffle Butter Chicken, Bacon & Onion Pork Tenderloin deliver flavor and nutrition in every bite. Factor makes healthy eating easy, offering convenience and quality.
CNN spoofed Adult Swim's Too Many Cooks and it's just as bizarre as the original.
Sussing the finer points of movement in legendary director Akira Kurosawa's films.
Metro is rewriting the rules of wireless with its $40 Unlimited Plan—no activation fees, no ID required, and no surprises. Just $40, period, locks you into unlimited 5G data, talk, and text, plus a FREE 5G phone like the Samsung A16 or Moto G Power, backed by a 5-year price guarantee. Prefer to keep your device? The $25 BYOD Plan gives new customers unlimited 5G for just $25/month with AutoPay — no contracts, credit checks, or fine print. Both plans run on the T-Mobile network, now the best in the U.S. with perks like Scam Shield and T-Mobile Tuesdays baked in. Fewer fees, better tech, and pricing that stays put for half a decade—this is the smart money move in mobile.
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Give your mind a clean edge with CBDfx Focus & Energy Gummies, smartly formulated to ditch the jitters without compromising drive. Each two-gummy serving delivers 50 mg of broad-spectrum CBD for calm, 50 mg of phosphatidylserine for cognitive clarity, and 50 mg of caffeine — about the kick of a shot of espresso—in a naturally flavored blue-raspberry vegan gummy. Organic, non-GMO, THC-free, and built for productivity, these gummies are your low-key, modern-day hustle hack.
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Character actor Brandon Hardesty explains what it means to be a character actor.
Just because it's from Ikea doesn't mean that it's not modern and shocking.