'Tis the season to deck the halls with spiders and webs.
It's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got sh*t to do.
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These chewable Oral Probiotics for Teeth and Gums bring a new layer of care to your daily hygiene routine by seeding your mouth with beneficial bacteria that help balance your oral microbiome. Formulated with clinically studied strains like BLIS K12 to support fresher breath and overall gum and throat health, each mint-flavored lozenge dissolves easily after brushing, letting the probiotics work where they matter most. It's a simple, science-backed way to reinforce brushing and flossing with targeted microbial support that keeps your mouth feeling cleaner and healthier day after day.
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Jetman Yves Rossy and his jetpack fly in formation with aerobatics champion Veres Zoltán.
Bill Nye helps break down evolution with emoji.
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Here's the only Iron Man parody you ever need to watch.
One thing's for sure, they definitely won't forget your house.