Axe Clean Your Balls
We just realized we almost finished out 2010 without posting our favorite innuendo-filled mini-infomercial.
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First Post-Prison Michael Vick Commercial
Michael Vick's very first post-prison commercial is finally here. And it's for a cheesy local car dealer. Don't hate -- you know you wish he was on your team.
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PrettyLitter
Caring for your feline friend has never been easier with PrettyLitter's innovative, lightweight cat litter, simplifying cleaning while monitoring your cat's health by changing colors when it detects potential abnormalities. Offering advanced odor control and a low-dust formula, it keeps your home fresh while being gentle and light for sensitive paws. Plus, with the convenience of a subscription service, PrettyLitter helps you catch health issues early, potentially saving you time, money, and even your cat's life. Order today and save 30% on bi-monthly deliveries.
Presented by PrettyLitter.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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The Green Hornet at Carl's Jr.
Seems like a lot to go through just for chicken tenders.
Dogfish
As if a car named a SpaceFox isn't strange enough, the commercial features a Dogfish.
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TrueSeaMoss Superfood
TrueSeaMoss takes wellness up a notch with 12 bold new gel flavors, from mango and pineapple to strawberry and ashwagandha. Each is packed with over 90% of essential minerals your body craves, supporting gut, skin, and immune health with pure, ocean-sourced nutrition. Sustainably harvested and handcrafted in the USA, these 100% vegan, gluten-free gels seamlessly fit into your daily routine. Whether blended into smoothies or eaten straight from the spoon, they make healthy living taste better. Grab yours now with a 15% discount using code OG5HJ6BN and fuel your body the natural way.
Presented by TrueSeaMoss.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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MyHeritage DNA Kit
MyHeritage DNA is redefining family history with the largest global database, offering access to 33 billion historical records and 9.2 million DNA profiles. Its advanced tools trace ancestry across 2,114 geographic regions, connect users with newfound relatives, and even reveal surprising historical ties. With AI-powered features for restoring old family photos and an intuitive family tree builder, MyHeritage makes exploring your past seamless. Whether discovering noble bloodlines or lost connections, MyHeritage DNA proves that history isn't just in books—it's in your DNA.
Presented by MyHeritage.
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The Clear Pill
In order to promote his new movie Limitless, Bradley Cooper made this infomercial for "The Clear Pill". It's worth the irreversible coma if it really makes you anything like Bradley Cooper.
Holiday Under-Indulgence
Ken Jeong fights holiday under-indulgence. Go down your gullet. Uh. Uh. Just like a mullet.
