Axe Clean Your Balls
We just realized we almost finished out 2010 without posting our favorite innuendo-filled mini-infomercial.
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First Post-Prison Michael Vick Commercial
Michael Vick's very first post-prison commercial is finally here. And it's for a cheesy local car dealer. Don't hate -- you know you wish he was on your team.
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Hubble Contact Lenses
Hubble Contacts delivers FDA-approved daily lenses to your door with a no-hassle subscription that's high-quality, affordable, and free of hidden fees. Designed for all-day comfort, it's a modern, mission-driven fix for overpriced eye care. Skip the store, see the world clearly, and keep your budget intact.
Presented by Hubble.
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Nike Ava Rover
Performance comfort gets an upgrade with the Nike Ava Rover. Engineered for the city and built for the daily hustle, the silhouette stacks responsive ReactX foam underfoot for all-day energy return and comfort, while a sleek, breathable upper is wrapped in durable mudguards for a locked-in feel. Lightweight, city-minded, and designed to move, the Ava Rover is the go-anywhere answer for those who don't stop moving, even on their days off.
Presented by Nike.
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The Green Hornet at Carl's Jr.
Seems like a lot to go through just for chicken tenders.
Dogfish
As if a car named a SpaceFox isn't strange enough, the commercial features a Dogfish.
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melin Duck Camo Collection
Enjoy10% off your first purchase with code uncrate10. Born from hunting roots and built for modern life, melin's Duck Camo Collection revives the iconic vintage duck camo with a fresh new collection. Inspired by the classic outdoor gear that shaped countless early adventures, each hat is crafted for durability and designed with everyday versatility in mind. This drop is part of melin's HYDRO line, meaning each piece features the brand's hallmark innovations—water-repellant exteriors, a triple quilted anti-microbial sweatband, and a buoyant visor core so they float if lost out in the duck blinds. They're built to last longer than any other hat on the market, delivering the best headwear experience in the world. Whether you're heading off-grid or just going out, this camo refuses to blend in.
Presented by melin.
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Velocity Signature Series 1969 Chevy K5 Blazer
Velocity's Signature Series 1969 Chevy K5 Blazer reimagines an SUV legend with uncompromising performance and modern refinement. Cloaked in Custom White BASF paint over meaty 35" BFGoodrich KO2 all-terrains, it commands attention from trail to boulevard. Inside, Velocity Leather seating, Dakota Digital gauges, and Vintage Air climate control blend comfort and tech, while a touchscreen stereo and backup camera elevate convenience. A 6.2L LT1 V8, 10-speed automatic, and Atlas transfer case deliver relentless capability, paired with a Velocity-exclusive Roadster Shop frame, coilovers, and Wilwood disc brakes. Built for those who demand heritage style and modern muscle, this K5 defines the ultimate restomod SUV — all for under $300,000.
Presented by Velocity.
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The Clear Pill
In order to promote his new movie Limitless, Bradley Cooper made this infomercial for "The Clear Pill". It's worth the irreversible coma if it really makes you anything like Bradley Cooper.
Holiday Under-Indulgence
Ken Jeong fights holiday under-indulgence. Go down your gullet. Uh. Uh. Just like a mullet.
