Axe Clean Your Balls
We just realized we almost finished out 2010 without posting our favorite innuendo-filled mini-infomercial.
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First Post-Prison Michael Vick Commercial
Michael Vick's very first post-prison commercial is finally here. And it's for a cheesy local car dealer. Don't hate -- you know you wish he was on your team.
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Vita Coco
Crack open summer with a twist of the tropics — Vita Coco isn't just coconut water, it's peak hydration. Whether you're reaching for the Original, spiking your senses with Pineapple, or riding the duo wave of Peach & Mango, each sip hits like a hammock in motion. Packed with electrolytes, nutrients, and just enough island attitude to revive you from boardroom burnout or beach-day bliss, Vita Coco is the closest thing to a vacation in a carton. No passport needed — just thirst.
Presented by Vita Coco.
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Solgar Vitamins
When it comes to longevity, resilience, and clean performance, Solgar has quietly set the gold standard since 1947. Trusted by those who expect more from their supplements, Solgar blends pharmaceutical-grade precision with a holistic, no-compromise ethos that's earned its spot in medicine cabinets worldwide. From the recovery-supporting power of Magnesium Citrate, to the oxygen-boosting benefits of Gentle Iron, and the immune fortification of Quercetin Complex with Ester-C, every formula is crafted for those who see wellness not as a trend — but as a lifestyle.
Presented by Solgar.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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The Green Hornet at Carl's Jr.
Seems like a lot to go through just for chicken tenders.
Dogfish
As if a car named a SpaceFox isn't strange enough, the commercial features a Dogfish.
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Nike Gato
Once built for the indoor pitch and later claimed by skaters and streetwear purists, the Nike Gato has always thrived where precision meets style. First launched as the Nike5 Gato Street in 2010, this low-profile silhouette combined premium leather, suede, and embossed detailing with functional grip and XDR rubber — crafted for those who play fast and live faster. Now reborn for the modern city grid, the Gato returns with breezy textile underlays for breathability, a soft foam midsole, and that unmistakable gum sole grip. It's not just a comeback — it's a crossover. This revival is for those who look to the past and gain more traction for the future.
Presented by Nike.
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Nike Pegasus Premium Collection
Built for those chasing podiums, personal bests, or just peace at pace, Nike's Pegasus Collection is the trusted engine for everyday legends. Whether you're cutting through pre-dawn city loops or gunning for elevation on weekend trails, each shoe in the collection delivers serious propulsion through a trio of tech: ZoomX foam, an Air Zoom unit, and ReactX. The Pegasus Premium brings a new level of responsiveness for runners who measure their life in split seconds. The Pegasus Trail 5 grips and glides through off-road unpredictability, while the Pegasus 41 SP offers everyday performance that refuses to compromise. From streets to switchbacks, take the next step and fly with Pegasus.
Presented by Nike.
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The Clear Pill
In order to promote his new movie Limitless, Bradley Cooper made this infomercial for "The Clear Pill". It's worth the irreversible coma if it really makes you anything like Bradley Cooper.
Holiday Under-Indulgence
Ken Jeong fights holiday under-indulgence. Go down your gullet. Uh. Uh. Just like a mullet.
