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We just realized we almost finished out 2010 without posting our favorite innuendo-filled mini-infomercial.
We just realized we almost finished out 2010 without posting our favorite innuendo-filled mini-infomercial.
Michael Vick's very first post-prison commercial is finally here. And it's for a cheesy local car dealer. Don't hate -- you know you wish he was on your team.
Canadian Down & Feather Company takes comfort seriously. The self-proclaimed sleep enthusiasts are masters in anything down and feather, including duvets, pillows, mattress toppers, and cushions. All of their products are ethically sourced and crafted to the highest standards. They have a wide variety of options to suit all sleep styles and feature an expert, personalized service to help navigate the options. On top of that, the company is dedicated to environmentally-conscious production with Carbonzero Certified operations that offset the carbon emissions generated by their facility. So prepare for hibernation season and turn your sleep space into a cozy sanctuary with one, or all, of their products. Enjoy up to 30% during their holiday sale.
Presented by Canadian Down & Feather Company.
Built to withstand whatever life throws its way, Duer's Live Free Adventure pant is made to navigate city streets or nature trails in this Peat colorway. Crafted from a hybrid twill fabric, they're stretchy, antibacterial, moisture-wicking, and given a DWR treatment for water-repellency. These modern cargo-style pants are relaxed through the thigh with a straight leg. Featuring gusseted upper inner thighs, triple-stitched seams, and a reinforced seat. The hems are adjustable for versatility and have both a key ring and zippered cargo pockets for safe storage of essentials.
Presented by Duer.
Seems like a lot to go through just for chicken tenders.
As if a car named a SpaceFox isn't strange enough, the commercial features a Dogfish.
An Air Zoom unit stitched directly to the full-grain leather upper, a full-length plate under that to increase energy return, foam in the heel for added comfort, and the Champs Spike System help make the Nike Victory Tour 3 a PGA-quality golf shoe. This collaboration with Eastside Golf gives it a more casual makeover. On either side of the shoe are a pair of knobs that allow for the attachment of six Swoosh designs that give the otherwise white shoes a bold boost of color. Small gold Swooshes are visible without the removable attachments, matching the "Everyone's Game" golf foil text on the medial side.
Presented by Nike.
This 15-pair gift box from the London Sock Company features effortlessly stylish colors like black, navy, grey, burgundy, hazelnut, and more. Socks may be small, but the right pair can make a big difference by capturing confidence and optimism in every step. Crafted from the finest materials, these socks are designed to elevate your style with a touch of color. Made from London Sock Company's signature blend of Scottish Lisle Cotton, Polyamide, and Elastane, these socks don't just fit and feel better, they look better and last longer.
Presented by London Sock Co.
In order to promote his new movie Limitless, Bradley Cooper made this infomercial for "The Clear Pill". It's worth the irreversible coma if it really makes you anything like Bradley Cooper.
Ken Jeong fights holiday under-indulgence. Go down your gullet. Uh. Uh. Just like a mullet.