Build Your Own Couch Gag
If you've ever wanted to make your own Simpsons couch gag, here's what you've been waiting for. Approximately 596 gags later, here's a set of easy-to-follow instructions on how to build our own.
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The Universe in 4 Minutes
The Universe is weird, yo and YouTuber exurb1a wants to have a chat about it. We're still trying to figure out where hacky sacks fit in, but whatever. It turns out The Universe can be kind of depressing, so he tries to keep things light and up beat with a simple message that is sure to ruin your day.
Beauty and the Beast Trailer
Dancing teapots, French candlesticks, and a misunderstood beast-man that just wants to be loved. Beauty and the Beast was the biggest piece of the 90s Disney rebirth, and a live-action reboot of the beloved animated film is coming in March of 2017.
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Hydrow Arc Rower
The Hydrow Arc Rower is the next-gen, high-intensity upgrade in Hydrow's smart rower lineup—built for those who demand more from cardio. It features a larger 24-inch rotating HD display, electromagnetic drag resistance adjustable from 50-300 (with certain levels designed to mimic water) and a premium sound setup for immersive, stat-trackable workouts. The Arc retains the same structural robustness as its siblings—supporting up to 375 lbs, built with aluminum and steel frames—and elevates the experience with sharper visuals and upgraded performance tuning. It's Hydrow's premium choice for full-body training at home. Enjoy $100 off with code UNCRATE.
Presented by Hydrow.
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Luca Faloni Wool Suit
Crafted in Treviso, Northern Italy, this luxurious suit embodies Luca Faloni's Italian heritage. Each suit is handmade with the finest materials, ensuring the highest quality. Using pure virgin wool, Luca Faloni draws on a long tradition of expertise to create sustainable fabrics, producing suits that stand the test of time. Available in classic charcoal grey and midnight blue, this suit is ideal for business attire and elegant evening soirées. These Italian designs promise timeless style, securing a permanent place in your wardrobe.
Presented by Luca Faloni.
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Bryan Cranston's Super Sweet 60
Like any 59-year-old, Bryan Cranston wants to shine bright like a diamond for his big 6-0 in this spoof of the MTV series. With some help from his party planner Jimby Kimble, this super sweet 60 gets turnt with a Lion King theme. An unwanted guest almost makes the birthday boy break bad, but it wasn't anything a white Lambo and a performance of the "Thong Song" couldn't fix.
Designated Survivor Trailer
Jack Bauer is President — kind of. Kiefer Sutherland is Tom Kirkman, a member of the President's cabinet who is selected as the designated survivor. After an attack kills the sitting President, Tom is thrust into office. Airs Fall 2016.
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Hairmax Hair Regrowth Laser Treatments
For men navigating the milestones of modern life—building careers, raising families, chasing legacy—confidence matters, and it starts at the root. This Independence Day reclaim control and invest in clinically proven hair growth tech that works as hard as you do. From FDA-cleared laser devices to dermatologist-recommended treatments and supplements, each product is engineered to reverse the signs of thinning hair and restore your edge. Step into the next chapter looking forward, not back.
Presented by Hairmax.
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HairMax LaserBand 82 Device
HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss.
Presented by Hairmax.
Consult a physician before use. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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The Neon Demon Trailer
An aspiring model moves to Los Angeles and is recruited by a famous fashion designer as his muse. A group of women obsessed with her beauty take any means necessary to take her youth for themselves. Directed by Nicholas Winding Refn and in theaters June 2016.
Game of Molds
In a disgustingly good reedit of the iconic Game of Thrones opening, growing fungi replace the houses of the Seven Kingdoms. After a few minutes of Ramin Djawadi's title music, you actually forget what you're really looking at. We swear it by the old molds and the new.
