Build Your Own Couch Gag
If you've ever wanted to make your own Simpsons couch gag, here's what you've been waiting for. Approximately 596 gags later, here's a set of easy-to-follow instructions on how to build our own.
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The Universe in 4 Minutes
The Universe is weird, yo and YouTuber exurb1a wants to have a chat about it. We're still trying to figure out where hacky sacks fit in, but whatever. It turns out The Universe can be kind of depressing, so he tries to keep things light and up beat with a simple message that is sure to ruin your day.
Beauty and the Beast Trailer
Dancing teapots, French candlesticks, and a misunderstood beast-man that just wants to be loved. Beauty and the Beast was the biggest piece of the 90s Disney rebirth, and a live-action reboot of the beloved animated film is coming in March of 2017.
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Nature's Craft Nootropic Brain Supplement
This Neuro Health supplement delivers daily cognitive support with a research-backed blend designed to sharpen focus, improve memory, and promote clear thinking without relying on stimulants. Built from vitamins and plant-based ingredients informed by modern neuroscience, it has earned best-seller status on Amazon along with thousands of five-star reviews. Made in the USA in GMP-certified, third-party tested facilities, it is a straightforward option for anyone looking to stay mentally sharp in demanding everyday life.
Presented by Nature's Craft.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Tinto Amorio Chaand Wine Sampler
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 20% off orders of $50+ using code GIFTTINTO.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
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Bryan Cranston's Super Sweet 60
Like any 59-year-old, Bryan Cranston wants to shine bright like a diamond for his big 6-0 in this spoof of the MTV series. With some help from his party planner Jimby Kimble, this super sweet 60 gets turnt with a Lion King theme. An unwanted guest almost makes the birthday boy break bad, but it wasn't anything a white Lambo and a performance of the "Thong Song" couldn't fix.
Designated Survivor Trailer
Jack Bauer is President — kind of. Kiefer Sutherland is Tom Kirkman, a member of the President's cabinet who is selected as the designated survivor. After an attack kills the sitting President, Tom is thrust into office. Airs Fall 2016.
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The Neon Demon Trailer
An aspiring model moves to Los Angeles and is recruited by a famous fashion designer as his muse. A group of women obsessed with her beauty take any means necessary to take her youth for themselves. Directed by Nicholas Winding Refn and in theaters June 2016.
Game of Molds
In a disgustingly good reedit of the iconic Game of Thrones opening, growing fungi replace the houses of the Seven Kingdoms. After a few minutes of Ramin Djawadi's title music, you actually forget what you're really looking at. We swear it by the old molds and the new.
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Hairmax Ultima 12 LaserComb
The HairMax Ultima 12 LaserComb is a drug-free, FDA-cleared device that uses low-level laser therapy to stimulate hair follicles and promote regrowth. In just 8 minutes per session, three times a week, it's built for ease of use while delivering fuller, denser results over time. Clinical studies suggest LLLT devices like this can improve hair thickness when used consistently.
Presented by Hairmax.
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Caliber Fitness Coaching Program
Caliber is rewriting the playbook on personal training with a science-driven coaching program designed for busy professionals who want real results without wasting time. Caliber pairs each member with an elite coach—only 1 in 100 applicants make the cut—to deliver personalized strength, cardio, and nutrition plans through its powerful app. Members see an average 20% improvement in body composition within 3 months, all for a fraction of the cost of traditional training, starting at $200/month. For September, Caliber is knocking $100 off all coaching plans, making the smartest way to get in shape even smarter.
Presented by Caliber.
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Hyper-Reality
If you think your day is overrun by ads now, Keiichi Matsuda imagines a future fully submerged in augmented reality and the latest marketing scheme is just beyond your nose. The six-minute short takes you through a day in the average person's life, dominated by hectic holographic messages displayed in a VR headset. Just thinking about the oversaturated possibilities of the potential of virtual reality is enough to give us a real-life headache.
A Gorgeous Anger
Growing up in England, Dave Griffiths was born into the quintessential car family. Trips to hillclimbs, rallies, and races put the love of automobiles in Dave's blood. As an exchange student in France, he caught his first glimpse of the Renault-powered Alpine, and has lusted after one ever since.
