Build Your Own Couch Gag
If you've ever wanted to make your own Simpsons couch gag, here's what you've been waiting for. Approximately 596 gags later, here's a set of easy-to-follow instructions on how to build our own.
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The Universe in 4 Minutes
The Universe is weird, yo and YouTuber exurb1a wants to have a chat about it. We're still trying to figure out where hacky sacks fit in, but whatever. It turns out The Universe can be kind of depressing, so he tries to keep things light and up beat with a simple message that is sure to ruin your day.
Beauty and the Beast Trailer
Dancing teapots, French candlesticks, and a misunderstood beast-man that just wants to be loved. Beauty and the Beast was the biggest piece of the 90s Disney rebirth, and a live-action reboot of the beloved animated film is coming in March of 2017.
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The Collagen Co. Immunity Peptides
For those optimizing every hour of his day — ice baths at dawn, boardroom calls by noon, and flights by night — Immunity Collagen Peptides from The Collagen Co. offer a potent yet effortless boost. This Andean-inspired blend combines hydrolyzed grass-fed collagen with Vitamins C, A, D, and Zinc to support skin's immune barrier, gut defense, and joint function. With clarity, stamina, and vitality all in one scoop, it keeps you energized, resilient, and recovery-ready, without disrupting your daily routine.
Presented by The Collagen Co.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Levi's® 511 Slim Fit Linen+Denim Men's Jeans
Born from the brand that invented the blue jean and refined for modern movement Levi's® 511 Linen+Denim Jeans deliver a perfect balance between tailored and effortless. Narrow through the seat and thigh with just enough room to breathe, it's a streamlined fit that looks put together without ever feeling try-hard. Finished with the iconic arcuate stitching and crafted in Linen+Denim — Levi's® latest fabric innovation that fuses authentic denim texture with breezy, lightweight linen — it's designed for everyday wear that moves with you. Add in just the right amount of stretch, and you've got jeans that feel as good as they look.
Presented by Levi's®.
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Bryan Cranston's Super Sweet 60
Like any 59-year-old, Bryan Cranston wants to shine bright like a diamond for his big 6-0 in this spoof of the MTV series. With some help from his party planner Jimby Kimble, this super sweet 60 gets turnt with a Lion King theme. An unwanted guest almost makes the birthday boy break bad, but it wasn't anything a white Lambo and a performance of the "Thong Song" couldn't fix.
Designated Survivor Trailer
Jack Bauer is President — kind of. Kiefer Sutherland is Tom Kirkman, a member of the President's cabinet who is selected as the designated survivor. After an attack kills the sitting President, Tom is thrust into office. Airs Fall 2016.
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Nike Pegasus Premium Collection
Built for those chasing podiums, personal bests, or just peace at pace, Nike's Pegasus Collection is the trusted engine for everyday legends. Whether you're cutting through pre-dawn city loops or gunning for elevation on weekend trails, each shoe in the collection delivers serious propulsion through a trio of tech: ZoomX foam, an Air Zoom unit, and ReactX. The Pegasus Premium brings a new level of responsiveness for runners who measure their life in split seconds. The Pegasus Trail 5 grips and glides through off-road unpredictability, while the Pegasus 41 SP offers everyday performance that refuses to compromise. From streets to switchbacks, take the next step and fly with Pegasus.
Presented by Nike.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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The Neon Demon Trailer
An aspiring model moves to Los Angeles and is recruited by a famous fashion designer as his muse. A group of women obsessed with her beauty take any means necessary to take her youth for themselves. Directed by Nicholas Winding Refn and in theaters June 2016.
Game of Molds
In a disgustingly good reedit of the iconic Game of Thrones opening, growing fungi replace the houses of the Seven Kingdoms. After a few minutes of Ramin Djawadi's title music, you actually forget what you're really looking at. We swear it by the old molds and the new.
