It isn't your lovely skin or dashing good looks.
VCRs and VHS tapes make these kids glad they were born after 2005.
The Hydrow Arc Rower is the next-gen, high-intensity upgrade in Hydrow's smart rower lineup—built for those who demand more from cardio. It features a larger 24-inch rotating HD display, electromagnetic drag resistance adjustable from 50-300 (with certain levels designed to mimic water) and a premium sound setup for immersive, stat-trackable workouts. The Arc retains the same structural robustness as its siblings—supporting up to 375 lbs, built with aluminum and steel frames—and elevates the experience with sharper visuals and upgraded performance tuning. It's Hydrow's premium choice for full-body training at home. Enjoy $100 off with code UNCRATE.
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Beyond Alpha's Testosterone Breakthrough arrives as a science-meets-straightforward solution for guys looking to reclaim drive, strength, and shape. Powered by a 14-ingredient botanical and mineral formula—think Ashwagandha, Tongkat Ali, Zinc, Boron, Fenugreek and more—it promises a rapid lift in energy, focus, and performance, with results some users say they feel in as little as 10 hours and more tangible changes, like leaner muscle and mood boosts, in a few weeks. It's clean, triple-tested, backed by a 60-day money-back guarantee, and designed to enhance disciplined routines—not replace them
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Kevin Hart's Ron Burgundy?
All you need are pliers, wire cutters, and an atomic force microscope.
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
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HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss.
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Sorry, Magnus. This guy just totally stole your thunder.