Cartoons Need Insurance Too
It's nice to know that the next time Charlie Brown falls for Lucy's cheap football trick, he's covered.
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Dream Car
Adriana Lima, Chuck Liddell and Motley Crue rev up your subconscious for Kia's 2012 Super Bowl commercial.
Dave Drove A Ford
Some Chevy Silverado aficionados convene after a rather apocalyptic 2012.
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Camino Gummies
Camino's hemp-forward gummies offer a modern answer to Dry January and the broader Q1 wellness reset, trading restriction for balance and intention. Flavors like Sparkling Pear and Watermelon Spritz deliver a celebratory, alcohol-free way to unwind, pairing sophisticated taste with buildable doses of hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, CBD, CBN, and natural terpenes for tailored effects. Designed for social moments as much as quiet nights in, they support relaxation and stress relief without next-day tradeoffs, making them a natural fit for anyone exploring a Cali-sober lifestyle while staying present and connected.
Presented by Camino.
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Caliber Fitness Coaching App
Caliber is a science-based fitness coaching platform that pairs data-driven strength and cardio programming with personalized nutrition and habit guidance to help you build muscle, lose weight, and improve overall body composition. After a quick consultation, you're matched with a certified coach who designs a plan tailored to your goals, tracks your progress, and keeps you accountable through one-on-one support and app-based metrics. Backed by real research and real results, it makes structured training feel less like guesswork and more like a plan you'll stick with.
Presented by Caliber.
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Flash Hockey Fans
This kind of cool shit is always happening in Canada.
Ford Bronco
Meet the all-new 1966 Ford Bronco. Clear out snow in 4-wheel drive. Cruise down the road in 2-wheel drive without annoying whine.
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Old Spice Vending Machine
Smell like POWERRRRRRR!
Reinvented
The world would be a far better place if it were filled with poopless, time-traveling babies. Toyota reinvents the Camry and other of life's essentials.
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Melin HydroLite Hats
Headwear becomes true performance equipment with Melin's HydroLite collection, engineered for daily use rather than seasonal rotation. Lightweight, breathable fabrics combine with moisture and water resistance to handle heat, sweat, and travel without losing structure or shape. Performance features stay hidden within a clean, minimal exterior, delivering durability and shape retention built for long-term, repeat wear across environments.
Presented by Melin.
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ExpressVPN
ExpressVPN builds its credibility on engineering, not hype. With 23+ independent audits confirming its no-logs policy and proprietary tech like TrustedServer, which runs entirely on RAM, it minimizes data exposure by design. Its Lightway protocol delivers faster speeds, quicker network switching, and improved battery efficiency compared to legacy options, making it a favorite among developers and power users. Reliable across mobile, desktop, and router setups, ExpressVPN excels where protocol choice and real-world performance actually matter. Now through February 16th enjoy up to 81% off 12 and 24-month ExpressVPN plans.
Presented by ExpressVPN.
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The Dog Strikes Back
In Volkswagen's new Game Day ad, the Vader Kid always trumps the dog.
Best Graduation Gift Ever
Not only are you not getting a new Chevy Camaro, but you just agreed to get married. Zack Borst's winning entry to Chevrolet's Route66 competition is full of disappointments.
