All of the coka-coka-coka-cohs, a-coodle-doodle-doos, cha-chee-chas, and coo-coo-ca-chas from the Bluth family chickens.
Filmmaker Matthew Clarke replaces his adorable two-year-old girl Coco with a hairy, grown man to reenact actual conversations his had with his daughter. Hilarity ensues.
BISSELL CleanView Max FurGuard LiftOff Vacuum turns everyday mess into easy work with pet-ready suction and clever design. Its FurGuard self-cleaning brush roll tackles hair wrap while a HEPA-sealed allergen system traps 99.97% of dust and dander. The LiftOff detachable pod and quick-release wand make stairs and tight spots effortless, while LED headlights highlight hidden dirt. Big dust tank, multi-surface performance, and pet-hair power make it a reliable all-around home vacuum.
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Built for wet commutes and winter slush, the Nike Zoom Vomero Roam updates the everyday trainer with winter weather protection. A durable upper is reinforced with rubber mudguards and a water-repellent finish keeps out the elements, while full-length Nike Air Zoom cushioning delivers all-day comfort. Designed to handle winter streets without sacrificing comfort and style, the Vomero Roam keeps you moving through whatever the season throws at you.
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Forget Jennifer Anniston, we just want to see Jason Sudeikis and Nick Offerman get it on in Rawson Marshall Thurber's upcoming pot-smuggling comedy. Also starring Ed Helms, Emma Roberts, and Kathryn Hahn. In theaters August 9, 2013.
At just 14-years-old, Tina S. shreds through Van Halen's "Eruption", impressing the hell out of everyone but herself.
Only caring about his body, his pad, his ride, his family, his church, his boys, his girls, and his, well you'll see, Joseph Gordon-Levitt gets Jerseyfied for his directorial debut. Also starring Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore, and Tony Danza. In theaters October 18, 2013.
In case you couldn't recognize him, that's a bearded Larry David jamming down the freeway in his new HBO comedy. Also starring Bill Hader, Jon Hamm, Danny McBride, Kate Hudson, Michael Keaton, and Eva Mendes. Set to premiere in August 2013.
Over the last 30 years, contemporary and post war art prices overall outpaced the S&P 500.* This helps explain why Jeff Bezos, Marc Andreessen, and Bill Gates have collectively poured hundreds of millions into this global asset class. Luckily, you don't have to be a billionaire to build an art allocation in a portfolio anymore. Masterworks.com has made diversifying with multimillion-dollar artworks featuring artists like Banksy and Basquiat accessible to everyone with their premier art investing platform. Uncrate readers can use the link below to get access today.
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Omre's NMN + Resveratrol is a science-driven longevity supplement designed to support energy, focus, and cellular repair from within. Each serving delivers 500mg of NMN to boost NAD+ production alongside 500mg of micronized resveratrol for powerful antioxidant support. Vegan, filler-free, and enhanced with black pepper extract for optimal absorption, it's a clean, high-impact formula built for those serious about aging well.
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Houston, we have a problem. The problem being this quote was never really a quote. Mental Floss clears up this and 49 other common misquotations.
Episode two of Jimmy Kimmel's The Baby Bachelor heats up with a group date and a double-dinosaur elimination.