All of the coka-coka-coka-cohs, a-coodle-doodle-doos, cha-chee-chas, and coo-coo-ca-chas from the Bluth family chickens.
Filmmaker Matthew Clarke replaces his adorable two-year-old girl Coco with a hairy, grown man to reenact actual conversations his had with his daughter. Hilarity ensues.
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Built for pavement, packed trains, and unpredictable forecasts, the Nike C1TY Premium Cordura is urban armor for your feet. Reinforced with abrasion-resistant mesh, suede, and a rugged toe box, it's designed to handle the friction of real street life—whether that's dodging scooters in SoHo or clocking miles through Tokyo alleyways. The dual-stiffness Waffle outsole grips everything from wet subway steps to rooftop lounges, while a cupsole build and flexible foam keep the ride comfortable from sunrise hustle to midnight wind-down. Tap into the rhythm of city living, giving your daily circuit the grip, grit, and style it deserves.
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Forget Jennifer Anniston, we just want to see Jason Sudeikis and Nick Offerman get it on in Rawson Marshall Thurber's upcoming pot-smuggling comedy. Also starring Ed Helms, Emma Roberts, and Kathryn Hahn. In theaters August 9, 2013.
At just 14-years-old, Tina S. shreds through Van Halen's "Eruption", impressing the hell out of everyone but herself.
Start strong — ignite your mornings with a latte ritual designed to power you through the day. Laird Superfoods' Maca Instant Latte blends freeze-dried coffee with ancient Andean maca root, and a squad of performance mushrooms (Lion's Mane, Chaga, Cordyceps, Maitake) to deliver clean energy, mental clarity, and a creamy, plant-based sip that hits harder than espresso. Whether you're chasing waves, going to the office, or catching flights, this is the upgrade your cup has been waiting for. No barista required—just add hot water and go.
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Only caring about his body, his pad, his ride, his family, his church, his boys, his girls, and his, well you'll see, Joseph Gordon-Levitt gets Jerseyfied for his directorial debut. Also starring Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore, and Tony Danza. In theaters October 18, 2013.
In case you couldn't recognize him, that's a bearded Larry David jamming down the freeway in his new HBO comedy. Also starring Bill Hader, Jon Hamm, Danny McBride, Kate Hudson, Michael Keaton, and Eva Mendes. Set to premiere in August 2013.