All of the coka-coka-coka-cohs, a-coodle-doodle-doos, cha-chee-chas, and coo-coo-ca-chas from the Bluth family chickens.
Filmmaker Matthew Clarke replaces his adorable two-year-old girl Coco with a hairy, grown man to reenact actual conversations his had with his daughter. Hilarity ensues.
The return to routine deserves a wardrobe that can keep pace. Nike's Back to School Collection is built for wherever the season takes you. The Nike Par ADV Golf Jacket delivers weather-ready protection from the first tee to rainy commutes, while the Nike Club Wool Varsity Jacket brings timeless athletic style into cooler evenings. Heading beyond the pavement, the ACG "Misery Ridge" GORE-TEX Jacket is ready for changing mountain conditions. Complete the look with vintage icons like the Air Jordan 4 Retro or lace up the Nike Alphafly 3 when it's time to chase your next personal best. Whether you're heading back to campus, back to the office, or simply back into your routine, Nike's latest collection is built for the season ahead.
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HairMax's LaserBand 272 brings clinical hair-growth technology into a form factor designed for convenience, combining 272 medical-grade lasers with a flexible, hands-free design that treats the entire scalp in as little as 90 seconds per session. Using low-level laser therapy to stimulate hair follicles and promote healthier, denser-looking hair, the device offers a non-invasive approach for men and women seeking to address thinning without adding another complicated step to the routine. The patented band design parts the hair automatically to maximize laser delivery, while its cordless operation keeps the process refreshingly simple. More than a grooming gadget, the LaserBand 272 represents a high-tech approach to hair restoration that prioritizes speed and ease alongside proven light-based therapy.
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Forget Jennifer Anniston, we just want to see Jason Sudeikis and Nick Offerman get it on in Rawson Marshall Thurber's upcoming pot-smuggling comedy. Also starring Ed Helms, Emma Roberts, and Kathryn Hahn. In theaters August 9, 2013.
At just 14-years-old, Tina S. shreds through Van Halen's "Eruption", impressing the hell out of everyone but herself.
Only caring about his body, his pad, his ride, his family, his church, his boys, his girls, and his, well you'll see, Joseph Gordon-Levitt gets Jerseyfied for his directorial debut. Also starring Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore, and Tony Danza. In theaters October 18, 2013.
In case you couldn't recognize him, that's a bearded Larry David jamming down the freeway in his new HBO comedy. Also starring Bill Hader, Jon Hamm, Danny McBride, Kate Hudson, Michael Keaton, and Eva Mendes. Set to premiere in August 2013.
Unisom is expanding beyond traditional sleep aids with its new Sleep Support Gummies, a melatonin-free nightly supplement designed to help you ease into the evening naturally. The formula pairs magnesium citrate, which supports muscle relaxation and the body's natural melatonin production, with clinically tested KSM-66 ashwagandha to help manage occasional stress and promote a more restful bedtime routine. Finished in a naturally flavored Midnight Berry gummy with no artificial dyes or synthetic colors, the non-GMO, vegetarian, and gluten-free formula offers a modern approach to winding down without relying on melatonin or medicated sleep aids. It's a simple addition to an evening ritual that prioritizes consistency, clean ingredients, and everyday wellness.
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London Sock Co.'s Retro Stripe Collection draws from vintage athletic wear, bringing the timeless appeal of retro varsity-inspired stripes into everyday rotation. Knitted from a soft organic cotton blend with a comfortable ribbed construction, the mid-calf socks strike the balance between nostalgic sport styling and modern versatility. Their understated design pairs just as naturally with broken-in denim and suede sneakers as it does with loafers, chinos, or weekend shorts. Produced using carbon-free manufacturing and hand-finished for a refined feel, the Retro Stripe Collection is the finishing touch to a great outfit.
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Houston, we have a problem. The problem being this quote was never really a quote. Mental Floss clears up this and 49 other common misquotations.
Episode two of Jimmy Kimmel's The Baby Bachelor heats up with a group date and a double-dinosaur elimination.