Hollywood is here to tell you that drugs are, in fact, bad. Part public service announcement, part illustration of the absurdity of our times, Cocaine Bear is exactly what the title suggests — a homicidal bear on a coke binge. After drug dealers chuck a few kilos worth of powder out of an airplane over a town in Tennessee, the first to sample the bricks is a black bear. Mayhem ensues, with cops, criminals, and tourists all trying to stay alive. And it's based on a true story. Cocaine Bear comes to theaters February 24, 2023.