DARPA AlphaDog
DARPA's latest Legged Squad Support System is new and full of improvements. Unlike before, the AlphaDog can jog faster, walk quieter, and can even track humans. Like in a loyal companion way, not a creepy robot stalker way.
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The White Mamba
The man, the myth, the legend. The White Mamba. After hearing the news of his retirement, the NBA honors Brian Scalabrine's 11 seasons by compiling the best/only moments from his 13 minutes per game.
NFL Fan Recap
NOC is back with the fan's perspective to recap what went down during week one of the NFL season.
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Hisense 65" Class U7 Series TV
The Hisense U7 Series 65" Mini-LED QLED 4K Google TV packs big-screen punch into a sleek frame—boasting Mini-LED Pro backlighting, QLED color, and a native 144 Hz refresh rate for gaming-level responsiveness. It supports Dolby Vision, HDR10+, and includes a NEXTGEN ATSC 3.0 tuner and Wi-Fi 6E for future-proof connectivity. Designed for sports, movies, and next-gen gaming alike, it delivers flagship-level performance at a far more approachable price.
Presented by Hisense.
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Dreame Aqua10 Ultra Roller Robot Vacuum
When it comes to cleaning hard floors, vacuuming is only half the equation — they need to be mopped too. Dreame's Aqua10 Ultra can handle both. It has an AI-powered navigation system that maps and avoids obstacles with precision, while FlexRise suspension clears thresholds and carpets up to 3.15 inches without slowing down. Voice control lets you prioritize carpets or boost suction on command, and—when the job's done—it returns to its dock to empty waste, sanitize, dry the roller, and refill with water and cleaning solution. As a result, it can handle up to 100 days of cleaning without intervention, making it ideal for busy lifestyles.
Presented by Dreame.
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Chalk Warfare 2.0
Artistic adversaries draw their weapons for a second round of Chalk Warfare.
The Origin of Memes
YouTuber hatinhand wisely wasted countless hours scouring the interwebs to bring you the true origins of the internet's most beloved memes.
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ResponsibleMan Supplements
Face the day with ResponsibleMan: a no-frills, physician-formulated line of men's daily supplements engineered for clarity, strength, and grit. Led by the Emerson multivitamin—housed in a sleek black aluminum tin and filled with mint-scented, "manly green" capsules packed with 13 core vitamins plus 19 hand-selected nutrients and antioxidants—this is wellness without the fluff. Made in the USA, gluten-free, kosher, and non-GMO, it simplifies performance-driven self-care for the modern man
Presented by ResponsibleMan.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Tandy NomNoms Protein Bites
Tandy flips the treat game with Protein NomNoms—bite-sized chocolate indulgences packed with 5g of protein, made from real chocolate and crafted with natural flavors. Choose from crave-worthy flavors like Salted Caramel Crunch, Peanut Buttery Peanut, or Chocolate Dipped Churro, each offering that sweet-salty or sweet-spiced vibe in a poppable, guilt-light format. The treats strike a rare balance: dessert feel without dessert regret, built on sustainable farming and designer snack engineering.
Presented by Tandy.
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Catnapped
Cravendale's Thumbcat regime strikes again.
The Goonies Name Game
Take a guess at which Goonie gets the most mentions throughout the movie to get points and save the Goon Docks. Losers have to do the truffle shuffle.
