Dez Bryant's $55,000 Dinner Bill
Shoulda just carried his shoulder pads, son. Also: Herm Edwards for president!
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105 MPH Fast Ball
This past weekend, Cincinnati Reds reliever Aroldis Chapman threw the fastest pitch ever recorded — a 105 MPH inside fast ball. Wild thing, you make my heart sing.
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MyVegas Slots
If the Strip is calling but your schedule isn't playing along, myVEGAS Slots brings the buzz of the casino floor straight to your phone. This free-to-play app isn't just about racking up virtual chips; it's your gateway to real-world rewards like comped hotel stays, show tickets, and even luxury dining experiences from MGM Resorts. Whether you're on a coffee break or cruising at 30,000 feet, each spin gets you closer to Vegas perks without dropping a dime, and can even get you entries into the myVIP World Tournament of Slots. Taking place on Atlantis Paradise Island in the Bahamas on October 22-26, 2025, 500 players will compete in an invite-only slot tournament with the winner taking home a $1,000,000 prize.
Presented by MyVegas.
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CyberChill Slushie Machine
Make frozen drinks a cinch—no ice, no blender required. The CyberChill Slushie Machine chills any beverage into slush in about 30 minutes, serving up to 68 oz (five 9-oz portions) via five one-touch presets. It keeps your concoctions icy for hours, includes a 24-hour delay-start, touchscreen control lock, and even a 4-minute self-cleaning cycle. Enjoy $150 off during Best Buy's Labor Day sale.
Presented by Best Buy.
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Linebacker Body Slam
Oakland Raider rookie linebacker Rolando McClain goes all Macho Man Randy Savage on St. Louis Rams wide receiver Danny Amendola.
OSU Mascot Attacked By OU Mascot
Ohio State mascot Brutus was attacked by Ohio University mascot Rufus as the OSU team took the field this past Saturday. The brilliant student wearing the Rufus costume has been banned for life from any further affiliation with Ohio athletics. Another view here.
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London Sock Co. Simply Trainer Socks
London Sock Company's Classic Trainer socks are lightweight, breathable Scottish Lisle cotton essentials built for comfort and style. This 12-pair set offers versatile colors with subtle ribbing and logo detail, perfect for slipping into trainers while keeping a polished, understated look.
Presented by London Sock Co.
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Collagen Dream Advanced Sleep Formula Hot Chocolate
A solid wind-down ritual, Collagen Dream delivers a no-nonsense blend of function and flavor. Packed with 5g of high-absorption collagen peptides, magnesium, and sleep-supporting compounds like L-theanine and valerian root, this rich, dairy-free hot chocolate is built to help you switch off, sleep deeper, and wake up sharper. No sugar crash, no fluff — just a clean, effective formula that works as hard as you do.
Presented by The Collagen Co.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Michigan State OT Fake Field Goal
Michigan State stuns Notre Dame with a fake field goal in overtime. "The call of the year."
Ole Miss Wants Admiral Ackbar
ESPN takes a look at the failed attempt by the Ole Miss students to nominate Admiral Ackbar (of Star Wars fame) as their new on-field mascot.
