Dez Bryant's $55,000 Dinner Bill
Shoulda just carried his shoulder pads, son. Also: Herm Edwards for president!
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105 MPH Fast Ball
This past weekend, Cincinnati Reds reliever Aroldis Chapman threw the fastest pitch ever recorded — a 105 MPH inside fast ball. Wild thing, you make my heart sing.
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Nike NBA Allstar Collection
Nike's NBA All-Star Collection brings together performance gear and off-court staples in a lineup built to reflect the league's biggest stars. Spanning over 150 pieces, the collection moves from technical essentials like Dri-FIT basketball shorts to street-ready layers including the All-Star Weekend Pullover. Footwear anchors the drop with signature models like the Giannis Freak 7 and the Kobe IX Elite Low EM Protro, tying current performance to legacy influence from players who defined the game. Limited jerseys round out the release, offering a direct link to All-Star history. It's a collection designed to carry the attitude of allstars beyond the court.
Presented by Nike.
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Hims GLP1
Unlike traditional weight loss treatments, Hims takes a clinical approach that addresses the underlying factors affecting your weight. Based on your unique needs, personalized plans and prescription options are available to align with your weight loss goals, including oral medications and GLP-1 injections. This approach combines medication with ongoing access to medical providers, meal plans, recipes, exercise guides, and sleep support. Now available 100% online or in the app, expert treatment starts at $69/month, with GLP-1 plans starting at $199/month. Streamline your program and prioritize life.
Presented by Hims.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Linebacker Body Slam
Oakland Raider rookie linebacker Rolando McClain goes all Macho Man Randy Savage on St. Louis Rams wide receiver Danny Amendola.
OSU Mascot Attacked By OU Mascot
Ohio State mascot Brutus was attacked by Ohio University mascot Rufus as the OSU team took the field this past Saturday. The brilliant student wearing the Rufus costume has been banned for life from any further affiliation with Ohio athletics. Another view here.
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Michigan State OT Fake Field Goal
Michigan State stuns Notre Dame with a fake field goal in overtime. "The call of the year."
Ole Miss Wants Admiral Ackbar
ESPN takes a look at the failed attempt by the Ole Miss students to nominate Admiral Ackbar (of Star Wars fame) as their new on-field mascot.
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Nike Waffle Racer
Nike blends vintage running heritage with modern performance in a silhouette that pairs a moccasin-inspired suede upper with the brand's iconic Waffle outsole. The soft suede upper nods to classic runners, while a foam midsole adds lightweight cushioning suited for mixed terrain. Underfoot, the rubber Waffle tread delivers the grip and durability that made the original design famous. The result is a versatile trainer that moves easily between road, trail, and everyday wear.
Presented by Nike.
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Vita Coco Treats
Vita Coco is turning up the sweet-and-tart with its newest Frosted Lemonade Treats, the latest addition to its popular coconut water-inspired lineup. Following hits like Strawberries & Creme and Orange & Creme, this flavor pairs zesty lemon with a coconutty finish for a refreshingly indulgent twist. Designed as a small moment of escape, Frosted Lemonade Treats transform a hectic commute or cluttered desk into a sunnier state of mind, delivering the functional benefits of coconut water with bold, pronounceable ingredients. Available nationwide in stores and online, it's the ultimate pick-me-up for anyone who wants a mindful, mood-boosting treat that feels like summer in a bottle.
Presented by Vita Coco.
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Wingsuit Jumpers
Totally not insane men wear wingsuits and jump off huge mountains in Norway to be the only flying humans on Earth.
Roger Federer Tweener
Tweener (n) - In tennis, returning a long lob between the legs for a winner, followed by a huge, goofy Swiss smile.
