Dez Bryant's $55,000 Dinner Bill
Shoulda just carried his shoulder pads, son. Also: Herm Edwards for president!
Shoulda just carried his shoulder pads, son. Also: Herm Edwards for president!
This past weekend, Cincinnati Reds reliever Aroldis Chapman threw the fastest pitch ever recorded — a 105 MPH inside fast ball. Wild thing, you make my heart sing.
Unisom is expanding beyond traditional sleep aids with its new Sleep Support Gummies, a melatonin-free nightly supplement designed to help you ease into the evening naturally. The formula pairs magnesium citrate, which supports muscle relaxation and the body's natural melatonin production, with clinically tested KSM-66 ashwagandha to help manage occasional stress and promote a more restful bedtime routine. Finished in a naturally flavored Midnight Berry gummy with no artificial dyes or synthetic colors, the non-GMO, vegetarian, and gluten-free formula offers a modern approach to winding down without relying on melatonin or medicated sleep aids. It's a simple addition to an evening ritual that prioritizes consistency, clean ingredients, and everyday wellness.
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Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
Vouch Mobile is rethinking the phone plan around the idea that premium service shouldn't require a premium price tag. The Premium Monthly plan pairs unlimited talk, text, and data with hotspot access, international calling perks, and a streamlined digital-first experience that puts account management directly in the app. Rather than burying value behind complicated bundles or long-term commitments, Vouch focuses on transparent pricing, modern mobile essentials, and the flexibility to start or stop service without the usual carrier friction. For travelers, students, and anyone tired of traditional wireless fine print, it offers a refreshingly straightforward alternative to the big-carrier playbook
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Oakland Raider rookie linebacker Rolando McClain goes all Macho Man Randy Savage on St. Louis Rams wide receiver Danny Amendola.
Ohio State mascot Brutus was attacked by Ohio University mascot Rufus as the OSU team took the field this past Saturday. The brilliant student wearing the Rufus costume has been banned for life from any further affiliation with Ohio athletics. Another view here.
Michigan State stuns Notre Dame with a fake field goal in overtime. "The call of the year."
ESPN takes a look at the failed attempt by the Ole Miss students to nominate Admiral Ackbar (of Star Wars fame) as their new on-field mascot.
HairMax's LaserBand 272 brings clinical hair-growth technology into a form factor designed for convenience, combining 272 medical-grade lasers with a flexible, hands-free design that treats the entire scalp in as little as 90 seconds per session. Using low-level laser therapy to stimulate hair follicles and promote healthier, denser-looking hair, the device offers a non-invasive approach for men and women seeking to address thinning without adding another complicated step to the routine. The patented band design parts the hair automatically to maximize laser delivery, while its cordless operation keeps the process refreshingly simple. More than a grooming gadget, the LaserBand 272 represents a high-tech approach to hair restoration that prioritizes speed and ease alongside proven light-based therapy.
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Luca Faloni expands its summer-ready layering lineup with a lightweight linen overshirt designed for warm-weather versatility. Cut from pure linen and crafted in Northern Italy, the piece features a relaxed straight-fit silhouette, cutaway collar, and breathable construction suited for transitional layering from cool mornings to late evening dinners. The natural texture of the linen gives the overshirt a lived-in character while maintaining the refined tailoring associated with Italian menswear. Lightweight enough for Mediterranean summers yet structured enough for everyday city wear, the overshirt moves easily between coastal escapes, café terraces, and everyday travel.
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Totally not insane men wear wingsuits and jump off huge mountains in Norway to be the only flying humans on Earth.
Tweener (n) - In tennis, returning a long lob between the legs for a winner, followed by a huge, goofy Swiss smile.