Eight Completely Arbitrary Things
Eight things we build our lives on that don't really exist.
Eight things we build our lives on that don't really exist.
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HairMax's LaserBand 272 brings clinical hair-growth technology into a form factor designed for convenience, combining 272 medical-grade lasers with a flexible, hands-free design that treats the entire scalp in as little as 90 seconds per session. Using low-level laser therapy to stimulate hair follicles and promote healthier, denser-looking hair, the device offers a non-invasive approach for men and women seeking to address thinning without adding another complicated step to the routine. The patented band design parts the hair automatically to maximize laser delivery, while its cordless operation keeps the process refreshingly simple. More than a grooming gadget, the LaserBand 272 represents a high-tech approach to hair restoration that prioritizes speed and ease alongside proven light-based therapy.
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Most hydration formulas are built for race day. Momentm's Ignition is designed for every day. Instead of loading up on sodium and sugar, the daily hydration mix combines a balanced blend of electrolytes with magnesium, potassium, coconut water powder, and functional ingredients including InnoSlim, Curcousin, Tulsi, and green tea extract to support hydration and metabolic wellness. With less than one gram of natural sugar, no caffeine, and no artificial sweeteners, Ignition is intended to become a daily ritual rather than a post-workout recovery drink. Grounded in Ayurvedic principles and modern clinical research, it offers a more measured approach to staying hydrated, while a limited-time summer promotion adds a complimentary orange water bottle with the purchase of two boxes.
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Jean-Luc Picard has something for Meghan Trainor.
A massive fireworks factory explosion in Columbia is caught on tape.
And if it is, do we still love it?
Unisom is expanding beyond traditional sleep aids with its new Sleep Support Gummies, a melatonin-free nightly supplement designed to help you ease into the evening naturally. The formula pairs magnesium citrate, which supports muscle relaxation and the body's natural melatonin production, with clinically tested KSM-66 ashwagandha to help manage occasional stress and promote a more restful bedtime routine. Finished in a naturally flavored Midnight Berry gummy with no artificial dyes or synthetic colors, the non-GMO, vegetarian, and gluten-free formula offers a modern approach to winding down without relying on melatonin or medicated sleep aids. It's a simple addition to an evening ritual that prioritizes consistency, clean ingredients, and everyday wellness.
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Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
As back-to-school season approaches, the reMarkable Paper Pure offers a smarter way to keep notes, assignments, and ideas organized without the distractions of a traditional tablet. Its 10.3-inch black-and-white Canvas display and textured writing surface recreate the feel of pen on paper, while near-instant digital ink makes lectures, study sessions, and brainstorming feel natural. Lightweight enough to carry between classes and capable of lasting up to three weeks on a charge, it also syncs with Google Drive, OneDrive, Dropbox, and popular calendar platforms, with handwriting search, text conversion, and AI-powered summaries helping students spend less time organizing notes and more time learning.
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It's easy to tell who's got all the moves.