Go the F**k to Sleep
As only he could, Samuel L. Jackson reads the new children's book Go the F**k to Sleep, which calls out kids as the greedy, lying, thankless turds they are.
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Whole Foods Rap
Things get real in the Whole Foods parking lot. Organic chicken, Kale Salad and a Lemon Twist. Make sure to put this video on your playlist.
Yes I Know By Memory Tapes
Creepy-awesome video featuring a young man who disappears slowly. Just like your previously-great head of hair.
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Tinto Amorio Chaand Wine Sampler
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
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The James Brand Elko Knife
The James Brand updates its compact Elko knife with refinements based on previous models. The design features a smaller profile, improved grip pattern, and a more ergonomic shape for better control. A 1.6-inch blade made from Sandvik 12C27 stainless steel provides a rigid, corrosion-resistant edge suited for everyday tasks. Focused on portability and straightforward utility The James Brand designed the Elko for keychain carry and EDC loadouts. Whether it's your primary tool or a backup, its size and form transitions easily from outdoor use to daily carry.
Presented by James Brand.
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Walk By Foo Fighters 2
The Foo Fighters somehow topped their awesome puppet masterpiece with this Dave-Grohl-on-a-rampage homage to Falling Down.
I Want You By Cee Lo Green
Ceel Lo won't be singing "F**K You" this time around, it looks like he can afford a Ferrari and a Swarovski crystal piano.
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Back Down South by Kings Of Leon
In their latest video, Kings Of Leon are going back to their southern roots with baseball and bonfires.
The Greeks by Is Tropical
If you don't enjoy seeing kids of suburbia laying in pools of their own animated blood, then you won't enjoy the latest video for Is Tropical.
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Upway
Selling an e-bike usually means dealing with flaky buyers, lowball offers, and awkward meetups. Upway replaces that entire process with a streamlined online alternative built specifically for pre-owned electric bikes. Sellers fill out a quick two-minute form, receive a guaranteed offer within 48 hours, then ship the bike using a box and prepaid label provided by Upway or schedule a home pickup. Once the bike arrives at the company's refurbishment hub, payment is issued via bank transfer, Venmo, or PayPal. The result is a faster, more predictable way to sell your ride while giving the bike a second life through professional refurbishment.
Presented by Upway.
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ADYRO Footwear
Minimalism meets performance in the latest lineup from ADYRO, a collection of sneakers designed to rethink the link between price and perceived quality. Built with a focus on engineering over branding, each pair delivers a clean, understated look with the comfort of performance footwear, weighing in at just 9.6 ounces per shoe without sacrificing structure. A patent-pending Y-Lock-Fit system lets you dial in the fit once and slip them on effortlessly, keeping the silhouette streamlined by concealing the laces. Underfoot, a flexible FULLFORM outsole pairs with an Air-O-Sole cork and TPU insole to provide breathable, all-day comfort. The result is a quiet shift toward practical luxury, where the value is in how the shoe performs, not how loudly it announces itself.
Presented by ADYRO.
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The Lazy Song By Bruno Mars
Bruno Mars sing the theme song of bitter, retired actors everywhere, like Leonard Nimoy, who helps pass the time with drunken darts, practicing his nunchucks, and flipping off Priceline commercials.
Paranoid Android by Weezer
Weezer can do no wrong in our eyes, even cover Radiohead's "Paranoid Android."
