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Surf Rage
All is fair in love and surf.
Misheard Song Lyrics: 2000's Edition
"Get your free cone", "looking for special things, in sodomy", and other crazy lyrics from the 2000's.
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Promescent Delay Spray
Promescent Delay Spray is built for control and confidence—formulated with 10 mg of lidocaine per spray and powered by patented Anti-Transfer technology to keep the effects where they matter. Backed by urologists, this discreet spray design offers a doctor-recommended option for lasting performance.
Presented by Promescent.
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Out of Office: The Aria
Enjoy up to 35% off rooms + $100 daily F&B credit at The AAA Five Diamond Award-winning Aria Resort and Casino. Comprised primarily of two 50-story curvilinear glass towers, the stunning architecture is matched inside by an upscale, modern vibe, a subtle vanilla scent, and enough dining and amenity options to make it a one-stop destination. Get the octopus at Carbone, enjoy a cigar in the high rollers room, and always double down.
Presented by MGM.
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Literally Everything Else From Your Childhood: The Movie
Your childhood, coming to a theater near you.
Walk Like An Ape
In case you ever wanted to learn, here's how. Watch an uncanny (and amusing) portrayal of ape movement from Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes.
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Vena Xtra Bliss High Potency Gummies
Experience Vena's latest euphoric release with Xtra Bliss High Potency THC Gummies — especially crafted to uplift your spirits and provide an extra boost throughout the day. Each gummy is infused with 10mg THC, 10mg CBD, and 2mg CBG, delivering a perfectly balanced blend of relaxation and energy. Whether you're winding down for the evening or seeking a moment of bliss during the day, these red raspberry-flavored gummies offer a dreamy escape letting stress melt away — one gummy at a time.
Presented by Vena.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Nike Jordan Trunner
The Jordan Trunner has always lived at the intersection of performance and possibility. First introduced in the late '90s, it was the Jordan brand's bold step beyond basketball—a slip-on cross-trainer with midfoot straps, layered uppers, and a design language that looked more like the future than the present. The latest Trunner carries that same DNA, fusing breathable mesh and suede for flexibility, molded wings for support, and responsive foam for all-day comfort. Still versatile, still unmistakable, the Trunner remains the rare shoe built to keep pace with training while doubling as a lifestyle staple grounded in Jordan's restless drive forward.
Presented by Nike.
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Lighthouse Shift Change
This clip from a French documentary shows how they tackle the harrowing shift change at a remote lighthouse in extremely heavy seas.
George R.R. Martin Procrastinates
Here we get a rare glimpse into the creative process of Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin — and why it's taking so long for him to write the next book.
