Misheard Song Lyrics: 2000's Edition
"Get your free cone", "looking for special things, in sodomy", and other crazy lyrics from the 2000's.
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Literally Everything Else From Your Childhood: The Movie
Your childhood, coming to a theater near you.
Walk Like An Ape
In case you ever wanted to learn, here's how. Watch an uncanny (and amusing) portrayal of ape movement from Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes.
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Roborock S8 MaxV Ultra Robot Vacuum + Mop
With the S8 MaxV Ultra, Roborock ensures every inch of your house is clean. The new model features a Flexi Arm Design with an extendable side brush that reaches into corners, while an Extra Edge Mopping System cleans along edges. A Reactive AI 2.0 Obstacle Recognition uses a 3D structured light and an RGB camera to identify and avoid obstacles in its path, and a PreciSense LiDAR navigation system scans rooms to create a map and determine the most efficient route. It upgrades suction power to 10,000Pa to pick up even more dust and dirt, a Carpet+ Boost System ups the hair pick-up rate by 30%, and the mopping system scrubs floors 4,000 times per second, detecting carpets and rugs along the way. With built-in voice assistance, users can start cleaning with a simple command, and when the job is done, the vacuum will retreat to its dock to automatically empty, wash, dry, and recharge itself. The S8 MaxV Ultra will be available April 22, 2024, and for a limited time, get a triple gift pack valued at $1,000 with your purchase.
Presented by Roborock.
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Arterton Signature Garment Bag
When transporting exceptional garments, you need an exceptional bag. The Arterton Signature Garment Bag hauls your best suits with the care they deserve. It's made from 12-ounce waxed cotton, offering breathability while providing weather and wind protection. Reinforced gussets give the bag structure, and sewn button holes accommodate three hangers. It's finished with a double-zip opening alto allow lowing for smooth loading and unloading, and a foldable design makes for easy carrying by the hook or option bridle leather strap.
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Lighthouse Shift Change
This clip from a French documentary shows how they tackle the harrowing shift change at a remote lighthouse in extremely heavy seas.
George R.R. Martin Procrastinates
Here we get a rare glimpse into the creative process of Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin — and why it's taking so long for him to write the next book.
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Nom Nom Dog Food
In a stroke of evolutionary brilliance, dogs have made themselves indispensable to humans as workers and companions. That kind of sticktoitiveness — and those adorable faces — deserve the best when it comes to chow time. Nom Nom's line of freshly-made dog food gives your four-legged family member a balanced, nutrient-dense meal. The high-quality, protein-packed recipes are so good they can double as treats or meal toppers for a fully satisfied pup. Nom Nom's four different selections also come in a Sampler Pack to find the perfect choice for your canine, now also available at Chewy.com.
Presented by Nom Nom.
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Fuel Meals
Food with a purpose delivered straight to your door — that's the idea behind Fuel Meals' line of goal-focused meals. Fuel Meals are high in protein, generously portioned, and crafted specifically for your goals, whether it's weight loss or muscle gain. With over 30 dishes, getting bored isn't a problem, and every meal arrives ready to eat — no prep required. Now take that saved time and put it to work.
Presented by Fuel Meals.
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You're Not a Toddler
And sadly, these are all thing you cannot do.
Tiny Subway Sandwiches
She makes obscenely detailed 1:12 scale miniatures of food. Everyone's got a thing, and some are far more impressive than others.
