Half in the Bag
Mike, Jay, and a construction worker chat about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Boyhood, and Into the Storm.
Mike, Jay, and a construction worker chat about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Boyhood, and Into the Storm.
Cosmic rays double as interstellar messengers — bringing us information from outside the galaxy.
Taking a grinder to your iPhone may not be the best solution, but it definitely solves the problem.
Coastline is built around the idea that energy, focus, and recovery should feel stable—not forced. Rather than relying on stimulants, Coastline's Complete System is formulated with 13 carefully selected ingredients to support cognitive, physical, and cellular function over the long term. Creatine, taurine, and magnesium form the backbone, supporting sustained energy and physical performance while ergothioneine and astaxanthin help protect cells from long-term wear. The system is split into a daily rhythm starting with a morning blend and softgels, designed to support daytime energy and focus, and finishing with evening capsules that support recovery, sleep, and relaxation. This routine is delivered as a 30-day Complete System Welcome Pack for the daily support and energy that lasts.
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Daily Nouri Men's Complete Probiotic is a modern, targeted approach to men's gut health, built around the growing understanding that digestion, immunity, and long-term wellness all start with the microbiome. Formulated with a proprietary blend of five clinically studied probiotic strains, the daily supplement supports gut and colon health, nutrient absorption, immune response, and cardiovascular balance, with added selenium and a plant-based omega oil for antioxidant and heart support. An advanced capsule-in-capsule delivery system helps protect live cultures through the stomach and release them where they matter most, improving potency and effectiveness. Vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO, and made in the USA, it's a streamlined daily essential designed to support digestion, comfort, and healthy aging without complication.
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Apparently troll tears do not make a tasty cocktail.
This is what was happening when you got that "I Love Mom" tattoo — up close and in slow-motion.
Bandaloop dancers Amelia Rudolph and Roel Seeber take waltzing vertical on the walls of Oakland City Hall.
NASA doesn't need Michael Bay-like schemes to stop an asteroid hitting earth — just a big bag.
Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum is a targeted pleasure enhancer built around a silky, pH-balanced formula that works with her body's natural responses to elevate sensation and awareness. It isn't a lubricant but a unique arousal serum that delivers a warm, tingling effect from just a drop or two, gently stimulating sensitive nerve endings to boost pleasure whether solo or with a partner. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, the lightweight, non-greasy formula is designed to make intimate moments feel more intense and satisfying without residue or stickiness.
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Centerline Athletics' Men's Hybrid Hooded Long Sleeve blends performance and everyday comfort into a single go-to layer. Built with moisture-moving fabric and engineered stretch, it keeps you dry and mobile whether you're warming up, winding down, or anywhere in between. The hood adds a versatile touch for cooler mornings or post-work sweat sessions, while the tailored cut avoids the bulk of typical training tops. It's a straightforward piece that feels at home in the gym, on the court, or under a jacket when the temperature drops, giving you clean lines and functional comfort without complication.
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Pawel Litwinski finds beauty in the simplicity of his Land Rover Series III.
We're pretty sure there are easier ways to get your new phone out of its box.