How To Make Prison Style Sweet and Sour Pork
Professional skateboarder and former inmate Andy Roy shows you how to make a Pelican Bay State Prison favorite, sweet and sour pork.
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3-Minute Super Mario 3
Bowser never saw this coming. With some creative exploitation of memory corruption, Super Mario Bros. 3 is beaten in just over three minutes.
Cartwheeling Spider
It might be in German, but all that matters is trying to get a good night's sleep with visions of cartwheeling spiders in your head.
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Caliber Fitness Program
Getting fit takes more than hitting the gym or counting calories. Caliber's science-driven program combines strength training, cardio, and nutrition, with expert coaches tracking your progress 24/7. They check in regularly, keeping you motivated and on course, while real-time insights into your workouts, nutrition, and habits allow for personalized, actionable feedback. Members see results up to 50% faster than training alone — and right now, all coaching programs are $100 off through the end of September.
Presented by Caliber.
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Velocity Ford Bronco Blackout
Velocity's 1976 Ford Bronco Blackout pairs vintage attitude with modern muscle. Finished in Arabian Gray with blacked-out badging, bumpers, and a family-style roll cage, it makes an unmistakable first impression. Inside, upgraded leather and a Pioneer touchscreen with Apple CarPlay add comfort and tech, while a Gen III 5.0L Coyote V8 and 10-speed automatic deliver 460 horsepower. Wilwood brakes, coil spring suspension, and 17-inch Method Race Wheels complete a build that turns every drive into a statement.
Presented by Velocity.
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Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos
Prepare yourself for a complete squee overload as tiny hamsters eat tiny burritos with their eensy little hamster hands.
What Is a Photocopier?
Only in Ohio. Here is a word-for-word dramatization of transcripts from a legal deposition in Cuyahoga County.
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CBDfx Focus & Energy Gummies
Give your mind a clean edge with CBDfx Focus & Energy Gummies, smartly formulated to ditch the jitters without compromising drive. Each two-gummy serving delivers 50 mg of broad-spectrum CBD for calm, 50 mg of phosphatidylserine for cognitive clarity, and 50 mg of caffeine — about the kick of a shot of espresso—in a naturally flavored blue-raspberry vegan gummy. Organic, non-GMO, THC-free, and built for productivity, these gummies are your low-key, modern-day hustle hack.
Presented by CBDfx.
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Nike Ava Rover
Nike's new Ava Rover continues to make major city-ready strides, now landing in a Beachy Light Orewood Brown/Washed Teal colorway that's equal parts modern and effortless. Built on a stacked ReactX foam midsole for plush, energetic cushioning, the silhouette keeps the weight down with an ultralight, technical woven upper and reductive rubber outsole that locks in a streamlined fit and street-tuned traction.
Presented by Nike.
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8-Bit Spider Man
You've never seen Spider Man until you've seen it in eight glorious bits.
Dumb And Dumber As Epic Drama
Expert editing and super-dramatic music turn Dumb and Dumber into a weirdly obsessive romance.
