No matter how you pronounce it, your 7th grade self is still smirking inside. C.G.P. Grey tries to take your anus out of Uranus.
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then during Microsoft's announcement of their newest tablet the Surface, Apple must have been very flattered.
Far more capable than the name suggests, the Inventery Modular Fountain Pen is an elegant, versatile writing tool worthy of even connoisseurs. It uses an all black Schmidt FH 241 fine point nib compatible with both the included 9 black ink cartridges and the K6 refillable cartridge converter. Thanks to it's modular design, it also has a 0.5 PRS ballpoint head and can be used with or without a clip, with a keychain attachment, or with the included stylus tip for electronic devices. Precision machined from brass with a black oxide finish, it arrives with a matching extender that takes the barrel length from a compact 100mm to a full-sized 128mm. The all black configuration is exclusive to Uncrate.
Inspired by the National Ski Patrol, Alps & Meters Patrol Parka combines modern alpine construction with a vintage aesthetic. The jacket's exterior is crafted from British Millerain Chera 8 water-repellent waxed canvas that is lined with a waterproof internal membrane. Its hood can fit over a helmet and a removable powder skirt offers maximum protection while shredding the slopes. Multiple zippered pockets provide a dry storage option while also completing the utilitarian design.
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