I Ate All Your Halloween Candy 2014
Watching Jimmy Kimmel torture innocent young children will never get old.
Watching Jimmy Kimmel torture innocent young children will never get old.
New comedians. New cars. Same Jerry.
PixelsPerSecond's mom had never seen Inception, so she watched it and sat down to talk about it.
Built for pavement, packed trains, and unpredictable forecasts, the Nike C1TY Premium Cordura is urban armor for your feet. Reinforced with abrasion-resistant mesh, suede, and a rugged toe box, it's designed to handle the friction of real street life—whether that's dodging scooters in SoHo or clocking miles through Tokyo alleyways. The dual-stiffness Waffle outsole grips everything from wet subway steps to rooftop lounges, while a cupsole build and flexible foam keep the ride comfortable from sunrise hustle to midnight wind-down. Tap into the rhythm of city living, giving your daily circuit the grip, grit, and style it deserves.
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The 511 Slim are your go-to jeans when you want that clean, lean silhouette without feeling like you're wearing a second skin. These aren't for the runway — they're built tough with a slim-but-roomy cut that moves with you whether you're popping tricks or punching the clock. Tailored like they're made for you, but rugged enough for whatever the day throws, these jeans feature Levi's® iconic Flex made from TENCEL Lyocell making them ideal for any task ahead. Seize the day and own the crowd with Levi's®.
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And you thought Canadians were to nice to have slang.
Nik Wallenda walks a wire between the Marina Towers in Chicago with no net — while blindfolded.
When it comes to longevity, resilience, and clean performance, Solgar has quietly set the gold standard since 1947. Trusted by those who expect more from their supplements, Solgar blends pharmaceutical-grade precision with a holistic, no-compromise ethos that's earned its spot in medicine cabinets worldwide. From the recovery-supporting power of Magnesium Citrate, to the oxygen-boosting benefits of Gentle Iron, and the immune fortification of Quercetin Complex with Ester-C, every formula is crafted for those who see wellness not as a trend — but as a lifestyle.
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Cut from pure Italian linen and crafted in Northern Italy, Luca Faloni's Bermuda shorts don't chase trends — they define a way of life. Their garment-dyed hues echo Amalfi frescos and Riviera skies, while an internal drawstring and horn button closure deliver comfort without compromise. Whether you're meandering cobbled alleys in search of the perfect sea urchin spaghetti or slipping into sun-drenched silence on a private terrace above Positano, these shorts whisper of leisure with intention. For men who savor nuance, curate color, and choose stillness over spectacle, this is summer — tailored, tasteful, and timeless.
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