I Did Nothing to the Coffee
Sometimes the best April Fools jokes don't require any fooling at all.
Sometimes the best April Fools jokes don't require any fooling at all.
If you see Marilyn, you need to get your eyes checked.
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Destroy it all.
Martha gives Bieber a few easy-living tips for his inevitable time on the inside.
Don't panic. Marvel's anti-hero Deadpool won't be starring in a family-friendly film.
Hair loss may be inevitable, but Nutrafol approaches it as a system worth optimizing, not disguising. Built around a whole-body philosophy, the brand's physician-formulated, drug-free supplements target the underlying drivers of thinning hair, including stress, hormones, metabolism, and aging, rather than relying on cosmetic fixes. Its Men 50+ formula reflects that precision, designed specifically for the biological shifts that come with age and clinically tested to support thicker, fuller hair, improved coverage, and reduced shedding in as little as three to six months. Backed by dozens of clinical studies and trusted by dermatologists and healthcare professionals, Nutrafol treats hair growth less like a quick intervention and more like long-term maintenance for a changing system.
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Gift cards are easy. Making them feel personal isn't. GroupTogether bridges that gap with its AnyCard, a multi-brand digital gift that lets recipients choose exactly what they want from more than 150 retailers, from airlines to apparel. Send one or one thousand in minutes, customize it with messages, logos, and card designs, and the recipient gets a polished digital unwrapping experience that feels closer to opening a real gift than clicking a link. There are no platform fees and no minimums, just a streamlined way to deliver a thoughtful, flexible gift without the guesswork.
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch. . .
Why Afro & Deziak never caught on is one of R&B's greatest mysteries.