I Did Nothing to the Coffee
Sometimes the best April Fools jokes don't require any fooling at all.
Sometimes the best April Fools jokes don't require any fooling at all.
If you see Marilyn, you need to get your eyes checked.
Pair Eyewear transforms everyday glasses into a statement of endless versatility. With a single base frame, you can instantly change your look using magnetic toppers that range from sleek performance styles to bold new releases like the Tortoise Collection. Each swap delivers a fresh dose of personality, adapting as easily as your day does. Available with prescription or non-prescription lenses—and now featuring elevated designs like the Metal Frame Series—Pair makes it effortless to match your eyewear to every outfit, mood, or moment. One pair, infinite possibilities.
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Destroy it all.
Martha gives Bieber a few easy-living tips for his inevitable time on the inside.
Don't panic. Marvel's anti-hero Deadpool won't be starring in a family-friendly film.
The Roderer Harry Aviator Polarized Sunglasses are more than just eyewear — they're a signal. Handcrafted from stainless steel and finished in Gunmetal Black, they sharpen the timeless aviator silhouette into something bolder, more precise. Polarized lenses cut glare with surgical clarity, while innovative spring hinges and a flawless fit keep pace with high-speed itineraries and jet-set agendas. Subtle branding, a travel-ready case, and five global finishes round out the details. Whether you're stepping off a G650 or onto the flightline, takeoff towards the future.
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Lace up for long-distance performance with the Nike Alphafly 3. Built for marathon pacing, it combines two Air Zoom units with a carbon fiber plate to store and return energy with every stride. Paired with a ZoomX foam midsole, the shoe keeps you feeling fresh mile after mile, while its lightweight construction and notched laces make it the most responsive Alphafly yet. Designed to support speed and endurance, the Alphafly 3 delivers performance that makes long runs feel effortless and leaves personal bests in the dust.
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch. . .
Why Afro & Deziak never caught on is one of R&B's greatest mysteries.