Iron Man Speedpaint
If Tony Stark had designed his Iron Man suit in 1984 on MacPaint, it would have went a little something like this.
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Chalk Warfare
A group of artistically capable, chalk-wielding misfits battle to the powdery death.
Screensaver
At least someone is putting those tired 90's screensavers to good use.
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Jack Archer Jetsetter Shorts
For the man whose passport sees more stamps than dust, the Jack Archer Jetsetter Shorts are the essential uniform of elevated travel. Crafted with the discerning frequent flyer in mind, these shorts blend tailored aesthetics with ultimate performance. The sculpted waistband lifts with intention and ensures first-class comfort without compromise. Wrinkle-free, odor-resistant, and stain-repellent, they demand nothing and deliver everything. With fabric that adapts to motion and maintains its shape across time zones, the Jetsetter is proof that luxury doesn't pause for laundry. From Santorini to São Paulo, this is how you stay sharp without trying.
Presented by Jack Archer.
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Patricks AL1 Anti Lag Capsules
Jet lag doesn't care how you fly — first, business, or grinding economy. PATRICKS AL1 Anti-Lag Capsules were designed for those who cross time zones like intersections, balancing boardrooms in Tokyo with sunsets in Tulum. The dual-capsule system is simple: AM sharpens focus with nootropics like Bacopa and L-Theanine, while PM calms the system with Ashwagandha, Passionflower, and anti-inflammatories like Turmeric. No stimulants. No crash. Just calibrated recovery tested at 38,000 feet and built to stash in your dopp kit or glovebox. Whether you're landing for meetings or mojitos, AL1 helps you arrive as the best version of yourself.
Presented by PATRICKS.
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Chicago vs. Chicago: Round 2
Nick Offerman is a true, skinny-dipping Cubs fan.
Floppy Drive Game Of Thrones
Since there isn't much else to do with floppy drives, converting them into an eight-piece orchestra playing the Game of Thrones theme song seems appropriate.
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HP Printer 6001
The HP Smart Tank 6001 is the ultimate all-in-one printer, delivering high-volume, cost-efficient, and high-quality printing for any need. With up to two years of ink included, users can print up to 8,000 color pages or 6,000 black pages before needing a refill, reducing both costs and waste. Featuring automatic two-sided printing, borderless color prints, and seamless mobile printing via the HP Smart App, the Smart Tank 6001 is effortless to use. From crisp text documents to frame-worthy photos, the Smart Tank 6001 ensures premium-quality prints while making printing convenient and worry-free. Enjoy $110 off now through 7/5.
Presented by HP.
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JOYMODE Testosterone Supplements
The new elite isn't chasing hype — they're building longevity. From boardrooms to backcountry trails, a rising class of athletes, founders, and performance-first men are rewriting what it means to age well. Leading the charge is Eric Hinman: 5x Ironman, serial entrepreneur, and proof that hustle and recovery aren't opposites — they're partners. JOYMODE delivers KSM-66 Ashwagandha, Longjack, and Boron to support energy, drive, recovery, and resilience. This movement isn't about inflated egos or quick fixes—it's about showing up stronger at 6AM than you did at 26. The game doesn't end at 30. It evolves — and you evolve with it.
Presented by JOYMODE.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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1955 Hover Board
Eat your heart out Marty McFly. In 1955 the U.S. Navy created the first flying platform by using contra-rotating ducted fans to hover over the ground. Unfortunately, due to their limited speed and lack of lift, the U.S. Army deemed them impractical and scrapped the idea.
