ExpressVPN

ExpressVPN builds its credibility on engineering, not hype. With 23+ independent audits confirming its no-logs policy and proprietary tech like TrustedServer, which runs entirely on RAM, it minimizes data exposure by design. Its Lightway protocol delivers faster speeds, quicker network switching, and improved battery efficiency compared to legacy options, making it a favorite among developers and power users. Reliable across mobile, desktop, and router setups, ExpressVPN excels where protocol choice and real-world performance actually matter. Now through February 16th enjoy up to 81% off 12 and 24-month ExpressVPN plans.

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Epiphany Arousal Serum

Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum is a targeted pleasure enhancer built around a silky, pH-balanced formula that works with her body's natural responses to elevate sensation and awareness. It isn't a lubricant but a unique arousal serum that delivers a warm, tingling effect from just a drop or two, gently stimulating sensitive nerve endings to boost pleasure whether solo or with a partner. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, the lightweight, non-greasy formula is designed to make intimate moments feel more intense and satisfying without residue or stickiness.

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Daily Nouri Probiotic

Daily Nouri Men's Complete Probiotic is a modern, targeted approach to men's gut health, built around the growing understanding that digestion, immunity, and long-term wellness all start with the microbiome. Formulated with a proprietary blend of five clinically studied probiotic strains, the daily supplement supports gut and colon health, nutrient absorption, immune response, and cardiovascular balance, with added selenium and a plant-based omega oil for antioxidant and heart support. An advanced capsule-in-capsule delivery system helps protect live cultures through the stomach and release them where they matter most, improving potency and effectiveness. Vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO, and made in the USA, it's a streamlined daily essential designed to support digestion, comfort, and healthy aging without complication.

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Bouqs Valentine Flowers

Bouq's elevates flower gifting with a modern approach that favors intention, quality, and longevity over one-day gestures. From flexible flower subscriptions to limited-edition seasonal arrangements and a playful LEGO Roses collaboration, the brand offers thoughtful options that feel both refined and fun. Valentine's highlights range from classic rose-forward bouquets like the Valentine's Day Arrangement and Lotta Love to moodier picks like Merlot and Supernova Anemones, plus lasting keepsakes such as the Marshmallow orchid and the LEGO Botanicals Bouquet of Roses. It's gifting that feels considered and elevated, extending the spirit of Valentine's Day well past a single date. Enjoy 25% Off with code UNCRATE.

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