Misheard Song Lyrics: 2000's Edition
"Get your free cone", "looking for special things, in sodomy", and other crazy lyrics from the 2000's.
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Literally Everything Else From Your Childhood: The Movie
Your childhood, coming to a theater near you.
Walk Like An Ape
In case you ever wanted to learn, here's how. Watch an uncanny (and amusing) portrayal of ape movement from Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes.
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Hydrow Arc Rower
The Hydrow Arc Rower is the next-gen, high-intensity upgrade in Hydrow's smart rower lineup—built for those who demand more from cardio. It features a larger 24-inch rotating HD display, electromagnetic drag resistance adjustable from 50-300 (with certain levels designed to mimic water) and a premium sound setup for immersive, stat-trackable workouts. The Arc retains the same structural robustness as its siblings—supporting up to 375 lbs, built with aluminum and steel frames—and elevates the experience with sharper visuals and upgraded performance tuning. It's Hydrow's premium choice for full-body training at home. Enjoy $100 off with code UNCRATE.
Presented by Hydrow.
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Nuun Tablets
Nuun leveled up its game with a trio of effervescent tablets built for every kind of sweat and stress. Nuun Zero Sugar delivers everyday hydration without the sugar, offering five essential electrolytes in a clean, vegan formula that dissolves fast and keeps you glowing. Nuun Sport is the heavy-hitter for workouts—re-optimized electrolytes, faster dissolve time, non-GMO certification, and flavors that cover you during serious sweat sessions. And when your immune system needs backup, Nuun Immunity steps in with botanicals, antioxidants, anti-inflammatories, plus electrolytes, for everyday defense in flavors like Blueberry Tangerine and Orange Citrus. Pick your version and turn hydration into performance, wellness, or both.
Presented by Nuun.
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Lighthouse Shift Change
This clip from a French documentary shows how they tackle the harrowing shift change at a remote lighthouse in extremely heavy seas.
George R.R. Martin Procrastinates
Here we get a rare glimpse into the creative process of Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin — and why it's taking so long for him to write the next book.
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Nike Air Diamond Turf Shoes
First dropped in 1993 for two-sport phenom Deion Sanders, the Nike Air Diamond Turf was engineered to handle both the football gridiron and the baseball diamond with equal dominance. Nearly three decades later, the cross-training icon returns with a street-ready update that stays true to its roots—durable leather uppers, Nike Air cushioning in the heel and forefoot, and the unmistakable midfoot strap that locked down Deion's game. Built for stability, traction, and all-day wear, the Diamond Turf bridges performance and heritage with everyday style, securing its place as one of Nike's most legendary silhouettes.
Presented by Nike.
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Sorel Callsign Horizon GTX
Born from the rugged DNA of the iconic Caribou boot - designed to withstand Canada's harshest winters - the Callsign Horizon sneaker is a bold architectural evolution: honoring the brand's legacy while looking towards the future. Available in two silhouettes for both men and women - Low GTX and Mid GTX - the collection fuses heritage utility with bold design. The Low leans into sneaker style with all-season performance, while the Mid, featuring a higher profile, is built to conquer both snowstorms and city streets.
Presented by Sorel.
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You're Not a Toddler
And sadly, these are all thing you cannot do.
Tiny Subway Sandwiches
She makes obscenely detailed 1:12 scale miniatures of food. Everyone's got a thing, and some are far more impressive than others.
