Misheard Song Lyrics: 2000's Edition
"Get your free cone", "looking for special things, in sodomy", and other crazy lyrics from the 2000's.
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Literally Everything Else From Your Childhood: The Movie
Your childhood, coming to a theater near you.
Walk Like An Ape
In case you ever wanted to learn, here's how. Watch an uncanny (and amusing) portrayal of ape movement from Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes.
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TrueSeaMoss Superfood
TrueSeaMoss takes wellness up a notch with 12 bold new gel flavors, from mango and pineapple to strawberry and ashwagandha. Each is packed with over 90% of essential minerals your body craves, supporting gut, skin, and immune health with pure, ocean-sourced nutrition. Sustainably harvested and handcrafted in the USA, these 100% vegan, gluten-free gels seamlessly fit into your daily routine. Whether blended into smoothies or eaten straight from the spoon, they make healthy living taste better. Grab yours now with a 15% discount using code OG5HJ6BN and fuel your body the natural way.
Presented by TrueSeaMoss.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Earlybird CBD
Take the edge off with Earlybird, the Austin-based brand delivering full-spectrum CBD gummies that offer just the right dose of relaxation without derailing your day. Each gummy contains 2.5mg of naturally derived hemp THC for a subtle, functional buzz — perfect for unwinding without the hangover. Think of them as a warm hug for your nervous system and a smooth companion for travel, sleep, or stress. Available in Strawberry, Lemon, and Watermelon — for a feel-good intro to your new favorite ritual. Use code MDW to enjoy 20% off through Memorial Day.
Presented by Earlybird.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Lighthouse Shift Change
This clip from a French documentary shows how they tackle the harrowing shift change at a remote lighthouse in extremely heavy seas.
George R.R. Martin Procrastinates
Here we get a rare glimpse into the creative process of Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin — and why it's taking so long for him to write the next book.
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Non Non-Alcoholic Wine
NON is setting a new gold standard in mindful drinking. Earning top honors at the World Alcohol-Free Awards for its NON1 Salted Raspberry & Chamomile—an elegant, culinary-grade blend praised for its depth, wild berry brightness, and savory finish. Built in the kitchen, not the vineyard, NON offers a sophisticated alternative for those who value refinement without compromise. Now available in the U.S., a 3-pack of the award-winning NON1 offers an effortless upgrade to the modern man's bar cart.
Presented by NON.
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Collars & Co. Velocity Performance Pants
Breaking the boundaries between elegance and ease, Collars & Co. introduces the Velocity Pull-On Performance Pant — redefining what a modern pant can be. Designed for a tailored look with maximum flexibility, these pants feature a sleek pull-on construction, elastic waistband, and a functional fly with a faux button closure. The 4-way stretch fabric moves with you, while wrinkle resistance keeps things sharp from commute to cocktails. It's everything you want in a performance pant — without looking like one.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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You're Not a Toddler
And sadly, these are all thing you cannot do.
Tiny Subway Sandwiches
She makes obscenely detailed 1:12 scale miniatures of food. Everyone's got a thing, and some are far more impressive than others.
