Misheard Song Lyrics: 2000's Edition
"Get your free cone", "looking for special things, in sodomy", and other crazy lyrics from the 2000's.
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Literally Everything Else From Your Childhood: The Movie
Your childhood, coming to a theater near you.
Walk Like An Ape
In case you ever wanted to learn, here's how. Watch an uncanny (and amusing) portrayal of ape movement from Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes.
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Omre NMN + RESVERATROL Supplement
Omre's NMN + Resveratrol is a science-driven longevity supplement designed to support energy, focus, and cellular repair from within. Each serving delivers 500mg of NMN to boost NAD+ production alongside 500mg of micronized resveratrol for powerful antioxidant support. Vegan, filler-free, and enhanced with black pepper extract for optimal absorption, it's a clean, high-impact formula built for those serious about aging well.
Presented by Omre.
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Lundi Conally 36-Hour Briefcase
For those who take late-night calls that turn into early flights, the Lundi Conally 36-Hour Briefcase is the only plus-one you need. Crafted from black canvas and leather with a silhouette as sharp as your pitch deck, it carries the precision of a briefcase and the utility of an overnight bag. Inside, there's a place for everything — laptop, documents, business cards, a change of clothes—because chaos isn't part of your carry-on. Finished with a leather strap, suitcase clip, and clean lines, it's built for long days and global nights.
Presented by Lundi.
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Lighthouse Shift Change
This clip from a French documentary shows how they tackle the harrowing shift change at a remote lighthouse in extremely heavy seas.
George R.R. Martin Procrastinates
Here we get a rare glimpse into the creative process of Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin — and why it's taking so long for him to write the next book.
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You're Not a Toddler
And sadly, these are all thing you cannot do.
Tiny Subway Sandwiches
She makes obscenely detailed 1:12 scale miniatures of food. Everyone's got a thing, and some are far more impressive than others.
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Beyond Alpha Ultimate Alpha Stack
The Ultimate Alpha Stack from Beyond Alpha is a two-part hormone optimization system designed to restore masculine vitality. It combines T Breakthrough, a blend of 14 clinically backed compounds (like TestoSurge Fenugreek, Tongkat Ali, Shilajit, and Black Maca) shown to boost testosterone, with EstroControl, a formula built to detox estrogen using ingredients like DIM, resveratrol, milk thistle, and broccoli sprout extract. Together, the stack supports fat loss, improved energy and drive, sharper focus, and more balanced body composition. All 24 ingredients are tested for purity and potency, helping you reset your hormonal ecosystem and perform at your peak.
Presented by Beyond Alpha.
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Masterworks
Over the last 30 years, contemporary and post war art prices overall outpaced the S&P 500.* This helps explain why Jeff Bezos, Marc Andreessen, and Bill Gates have collectively poured hundreds of millions into this global asset class. Luckily, you don't have to be a billionaire to build an art allocation in a portfolio anymore. Masterworks.com has made diversifying with multimillion-dollar artworks featuring artists like Banksy and Basquiat accessible to everyone with their premier art investing platform. Uncrate readers can use the link below to get access today.
Presented by Masterworks.
Masterworks data. Investing involves risk. Past performance is not indicative of future returns. Important disclosures: masterworks.com/cd
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Muppet Babies Slow Jam
POW!GRL makes our dreams come true with this slow jam version of the Muppet Babies theme song.
