Most parents would be afraid of seeing their little princess getting tackled by a mob of boys, but when it comes to Sam Gordon, the guys have a hard enough time just keeping up. During her 2012 football season, the female running back rushed for 1,911 yards, scored 35 touchdowns, averaged 8.2 yards per carry, and wasn't afraid to take a few hits, when they could catch her.
On this edition of Lie Witness News, Jimmy Kimmel hits the streets to see who fulfilled their American duty by voting in the 2012 election, a day before the polls actually opened.
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With the votes tallied and the announcement made, Barack Obama addresses the nation as he accepts his second term as the President of the United States with this early-morning speech. Minutes before, Republican nominee Mitt Romney accepted his defeat with this concession speech.
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The Dark Side invades Disney World in Eclectic Method's celebration of Disney's deal with Lucasfilm.
The 2012 debates get a bad lip reading that makes our hearts beat like a small, one-handed stripper's leg one minute after winning a lottery.