Parking A Boat
Remember this next time you complain about pulling your compact into that narrow parking spot in between two behemoth SUVs. Here's a nautical five-star parking maneuver in-between two beached boats at a breaking yard.
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Curb Your Enthusiasm Supercut
Anyone who's attempted even a cursory viewing of HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm knows that Larry David has quite the way with people. This three-minute video collects some of the highlights of Larry's social dysfunction. NSFW.
Her Trailer With Seymour Hoffman
Remove the sweet, soothing voice of Scarlett Johansson. Add the biting gravel of Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Richard Trammell takes Her from a touching look at relationships in the modern age to a comical, sarcastic bromance.
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Luca Faloni Bermuda Shorts
Cut from pure Italian linen and crafted in Northern Italy, Luca Faloni's Bermuda shorts don't chase trends — they define a way of life. Their garment-dyed hues echo Amalfi frescos and Riviera skies, while an internal drawstring and horn button closure deliver comfort without compromise. Whether you're meandering cobbled alleys in search of the perfect sea urchin spaghetti or slipping into sun-drenched silence on a private terrace above Positano, these shorts whisper of leisure with intention. For men who savor nuance, curate color, and choose stillness over spectacle, this is summer — tailored, tasteful, and timeless.
Presented by Luca Faloni.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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BMX Shopping Mall
While you might not think it, turns out that multi-floor indoor shopping malls are great places to do some downhill BMX riding — provided there's no one on the escalators.
Get Out Of My Pants
There are cats in these pants and she wants them out. On the Australian Today Show, host Deborah Knight had a bit of a slip up on air that left her co-hosts in stitches.
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JOYMODE Testosterone Supplements
The new elite isn't chasing hype — they're building longevity. From boardrooms to backcountry trails, a rising class of athletes, founders, and performance-first men are rewriting what it means to age well. Leading the charge is Eric Hinman: 5x Ironman, serial entrepreneur, and proof that hustle and recovery aren't opposites — they're partners. JOYMODE delivers KSM-66 Ashwagandha, Longjack, and Boron to support energy, drive, recovery, and resilience. This movement isn't about inflated egos or quick fixes—it's about showing up stronger at 6AM than you did at 26. The game doesn't end at 30. It evolves — and you evolve with it. Enjoy 20% off with code HINMAN20.
Presented by JOYMODE.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Metro By T-Mobile
Metro is rewriting the rules of wireless with its $40 Unlimited Plan—no activation fees, no ID required, and no surprises. Just $40, period, locks you into unlimited 5G data, talk, and text, plus a FREE 5G phone like the Samsung A16 or Moto G Power, backed by a 5-year price guarantee. Prefer to keep your device? The $25 BYOD Plan gives new customers unlimited 5G for just $25/month with AutoPay — no contracts, credit checks, or fine print. Both plans run on the T-Mobile network, now the best in the U.S. with perks like Scam Shield and T-Mobile Tuesdays baked in. Fewer fees, better tech, and pricing that stays put for half a decade—this is the smart money move in mobile.
Presented by Metro by T-Mobile.
Terms apply. Plus sales tax. Exclusions apply.
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Abandoned Packard Plant Ride-Around
Matt and Fabrizio of Cantini Pictures took a homemade dirt bike and shot some footage around the Packard plant in Detroit, taking a derilect landmark from eerie to beautiful.
