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Dez Bryant's $55,000 Dinner Bill
Shoulda just carried his shoulder pads, son. Also: Herm Edwards for president!
105 MPH Fast Ball
This past weekend, Cincinnati Reds reliever Aroldis Chapman threw the fastest pitch ever recorded — a 105 MPH inside fast ball. Wild thing, you make my heart sing.
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Masterworks
Over the last 30 years, contemporary and post war art prices overall outpaced the S&P 500.* This helps explain why Jeff Bezos, Marc Andreessen, and Bill Gates have collectively poured hundreds of millions into this global asset class. Luckily, you don't have to be a billionaire to build an art allocation in a portfolio anymore. Masterworks.com has made diversifying with multimillion-dollar artworks featuring artists like Banksy and Basquiat accessible to everyone with their premier art investing platform. Uncrate readers can use the link below to get access today.
Presented by Masterworks.
Masterworks data. Investing involves risk. Past performance is not indicative of future returns. Important disclosures: masterworks.com/cd
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Fatty15 Nutritional Supplement
Fatty15's "Your Essential Fatty Acid" supplement focuses on a single, science-backed fat, pentadecanoic acid (C15:0), in a clean, vegan-friendly capsule designed to support long-term cellular health. C15:0 helps strengthen cell membranes against oxidative damage, supports metabolic, liver, immune, and cognitive health, and may improve sleep, energy stability, and overall resilience. Packaged in refillable, eco-conscious bottles and free from preservatives or fillers, it is a low-burden supplement that fits easily into daily routines while supporting overall wellness.
Presented by Fatty15.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Philadelphia Eagles: Still The One
Girls come and go. But true love lasts forever.
Linebacker Body Slam
Oakland Raider rookie linebacker Rolando McClain goes all Macho Man Randy Savage on St. Louis Rams wide receiver Danny Amendola.
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OSU Mascot Attacked By OU Mascot
Ohio State mascot Brutus was attacked by Ohio University mascot Rufus as the OSU team took the field this past Saturday. The brilliant student wearing the Rufus costume has been banned for life from any further affiliation with Ohio athletics. Another view here.
Michigan State OT Fake Field Goal
Michigan State stuns Notre Dame with a fake field goal in overtime. "The call of the year."
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MetMo Edge
The ultimate micro-utility tool now fits perfectly in the palm of your hand with the MetMo Edge. MetMo's pocketable gadgets balance innovative engineering with sleek industrial design, delivering the kind of discreet capability worthy of a James Bond loadout. Its compact, nimble form hides a retractable magnetic blade that deploys with quick-action precision, while the hardened steel edge remains as durable as it is sharp, staying lightweight and agile in any situation. Fully legal to carry in all fifty U.S. states, the MetMo Edge brings elevated functionality to your everyday carry—proof that true utility doesn't need to announce itself.
Presented by MetMo.
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Whisker Litter-Robot 5 Pro
The Litter-Robot 5 Pro from Whisker turns litter box duty into hands-free convenience. It automatically sifts waste after each use so you never have to scoop, while AI-powered cameras monitor activity and identify individual cats in multi-pet homes. WasteID technology separates liquid from solid waste for better odor control, and the roomy interior with sealed waste drawer can handle up to five cats for days. With quiet cycles, an LED display, and full app integration for remote monitoring, it makes cat care effortless.
Presented by Whisker.
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Ole Miss Wants Admiral Ackbar
ESPN takes a look at the failed attempt by the Ole Miss students to nominate Admiral Ackbar (of Star Wars fame) as their new on-field mascot.
Wingsuit Jumpers
Totally not insane men wear wingsuits and jump off huge mountains in Norway to be the only flying humans on Earth.
