We just realized we almost finished out 2010 without posting our favorite innuendo-filled mini-infomercial.
Michael Vick's very first post-prison commercial is finally here. And it's for a cheesy local car dealer. Don't hate -- you know you wish he was on your team.
HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss.
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For men navigating the milestones of modern life—building careers, raising families, chasing legacy—confidence matters, and it starts at the root. This Independence Day reclaim control and invest in clinically proven hair growth tech that works as hard as you do. From FDA-cleared laser devices to dermatologist-recommended treatments and supplements, each product is engineered to reverse the signs of thinning hair and restore your edge. Step into the next chapter looking forward, not back.
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The always smooth Diddy shares his techniques.
Seems like a lot to go through just for chicken tenders.
First dropped in 1993 for two-sport phenom Deion Sanders, the Nike Air Diamond Turf was engineered to handle both the football gridiron and the baseball diamond with equal dominance. Nearly three decades later, the cross-training icon returns with a street-ready update that stays true to its roots—durable leather uppers, Nike Air cushioning in the heel and forefoot, and the unmistakable midfoot strap that locked down Deion's game. Built for stability, traction, and all-day wear, the Diamond Turf bridges performance and heritage with everyday style, securing its place as one of Nike's most legendary silhouettes.
Presented by Nike.
Born from the rugged DNA of the iconic Caribou boot - designed to withstand Canada's harshest winters - the Callsign Horizon sneaker is a bold architectural evolution: honoring the brand's legacy while looking towards the future. Available in two silhouettes for both men and women - Low GTX and Mid GTX - the collection fuses heritage utility with bold design. The Low leans into sneaker style with all-season performance, while the Mid, featuring a higher profile, is built to conquer both snowstorms and city streets.
Presented by Sorel.
As if a car named a SpaceFox isn't strange enough, the commercial features a Dogfish.
In order to promote his new movie Limitless, Bradley Cooper made this infomercial for "The Clear Pill". It's worth the irreversible coma if it really makes you anything like Bradley Cooper.