We just realized we almost finished out 2010 without posting our favorite innuendo-filled mini-infomercial.
Michael Vick's very first post-prison commercial is finally here. And it's for a cheesy local car dealer. Don't hate -- you know you wish he was on your team.
The Nike Pegasus Trail 5 is built for those who refuse to choose between pavement and the path less traveled. Designed for trail running and hiking, it features a new ReactX foam midsole for a softer, more responsive ride with a lower carbon footprint. The lightweight mesh upper keeps things breathable while locking out dirt, while Nike's All Terrain Compound rubber delivers maximum support and traction in any condition. A Flywire midfoot wrap ensures a snug, secure fit when the terrain gets tricky. Whether you're chasing speed on the road or adventure in the wild, the Pegasus Trail 5 is laced and ready.
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Start your day with a powerhouse of nutrition—Morning Complete by ActivatedYou is a daily wellness drink designed to support digestion, energy levels, and overall well-being. Packed with prebiotics, probiotics, and a nutrient-rich greens blend, it helps nourish your gut, boost metabolism, and provide sustained energy without crashes. Founded by health advocate and actress Maggie Q, ActivatedYou combines modern science with Eastern wellness traditions to create formulas that fuel a healthier, more balanced life. With seven targeted nutrient blends, including adaptogens, antioxidants, and liver support, Morning Complete aims to optimize your mornings and feel your best all day long. Available in Apple Cinnamon, Citrus Medley, and Mixed Berry, it's a delicious way to kick-start your daily routine.
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The always smooth Diddy shares his techniques.
Seems like a lot to go through just for chicken tenders.
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
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The best way to stop hair loss is to catch it before it starts. KilgourMD's Prevention Scalp Serum is the first line of defense, fortifying hair follicles and preventing them from shrinking to keep full-looking hair. Prevention Scalp Serum helps block the hormone DHT that triggers hair thinning while helping to protect against environmental and age-related damage.
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As if a car named a SpaceFox isn't strange enough, the commercial features a Dogfish.
In order to promote his new movie Limitless, Bradley Cooper made this infomercial for "The Clear Pill". It's worth the irreversible coma if it really makes you anything like Bradley Cooper.