Secret McDonald's Menu Items
You could do this yourself, but it's way more fun to burden the clueless employee with doing it for you. Here's a bunch of menu items jumbled together to make up the 'secret' McDonald's menu.
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World's Tallest Waterslide
It's taller than Niagara Falls. It holds up to four riders at a time. It hits speeds of over 65 miles per hour. And it's in... Kansas City? It's Verrückt at Schlitterbahn, and it's so tall it has a hump.
Conversation Switch
Ninjas are everywhere, which means you should probably start paying a little more attention during those random conversations on the bus. Watch Stuart Edge and Calen Morelli switch places mid-conversation while talking with unsuspecting people on the street.
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Melin HydroLite Hats
Headwear becomes true performance equipment with Melin's HydroLite collection, engineered for daily use rather than seasonal rotation. Lightweight, breathable fabrics combine with moisture and water resistance to handle heat, sweat, and travel without losing structure or shape. Performance features stay hidden within a clean, minimal exterior, delivering durability and shape retention built for long-term, repeat wear across environments.
Presented by Melin.
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Epiphany Arousal Serum
Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum is a targeted pleasure enhancer built around a silky, pH-balanced formula that works with her body's natural responses to elevate sensation and awareness. It isn't a lubricant but a unique arousal serum that delivers a warm, tingling effect from just a drop or two, gently stimulating sensitive nerve endings to boost pleasure whether solo or with a partner. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, the lightweight, non-greasy formula is designed to make intimate moments feel more intense and satisfying without residue or stickiness.
Presented by Epiphany.
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Stormtroopers Twerk It
It's officially a phenomenon - even the elite fighting force of the Galactic Empire can't resist the urge to twerk it. Check out this video for Scott & Brendo's Beat Calls.
Rabbit Stampede
We're not sure exactly why they're stampeding, but there's little question that this footage of a Russian rabbit stampede — shot from a moving snowmobile — is rather amazing, if a little (lot) shaky.
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Internet Rehab
Declared to be a clinical disorder by China in 2008, Internet addiction is taken a wee bit more seriously over there. The New York Times goes inside the Internet Addiction Treatment Center in Daxing, China, a suburb of Beijing, to find out just how much.
Google Glass: Fighting Fires
Glassware developer Patrick Jackson, a firefighter in Rocky Mount, North Carolina, is working to develop Glass apps that provide firefighters with critical information for fighting fires - such as building floorplans and vehicle diagrams.
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Caliber Fitness Coaching App
Caliber is a science-based fitness coaching platform that pairs data-driven strength and cardio programming with personalized nutrition and habit guidance to help you build muscle, lose weight, and improve overall body composition. After a quick consultation, you're matched with a certified coach who designs a plan tailored to your goals, tracks your progress, and keeps you accountable through one-on-one support and app-based metrics. Backed by real research and real results, it makes structured training feel less like guesswork and more like a plan you'll stick with.
Presented by Caliber.
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Bouqs Valentine Flowers
Bouq's elevates flower gifting with a modern approach that favors intention, quality, and longevity over one-day gestures. From flexible flower subscriptions to limited-edition seasonal arrangements and a playful LEGO Roses collaboration, the brand offers thoughtful options that feel both refined and fun. Valentine's highlights range from classic rose-forward bouquets like the Valentine's Day Arrangement and Lotta Love to moodier picks like Merlot and Supernova Anemones, plus lasting keepsakes such as the Marshmallow orchid and the LEGO Botanicals Bouquet of Roses. It's gifting that feels considered and elevated, extending the spirit of Valentine's Day well past a single date. Enjoy 25% Off with code UNCRATE.
Presented by Bouqs.
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The Sapeurs
The Sapeurs, members of The Society for the Advancement of Elegant People, defy their surroundings to bring a bit of high society and the good life to the streets of Brazzaville, capitol of the Republic of the Congo.
Don't Touch the Gympie-Gympie Plant
It might look completely harmless, but one tiny touch of the Gympie-Gympie will leave you in considerable pain, and might even lead to... well, just watch.
