Secret McDonald's Menu Items
You could do this yourself, but it's way more fun to burden the clueless employee with doing it for you. Here's a bunch of menu items jumbled together to make up the 'secret' McDonald's menu.
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World's Tallest Waterslide
It's taller than Niagara Falls. It holds up to four riders at a time. It hits speeds of over 65 miles per hour. And it's in... Kansas City? It's Verrückt at Schlitterbahn, and it's so tall it has a hump.
Conversation Switch
Ninjas are everywhere, which means you should probably start paying a little more attention during those random conversations on the bus. Watch Stuart Edge and Calen Morelli switch places mid-conversation while talking with unsuspecting people on the street.
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Earlybird CBD
Take the edge off with Earlybird, the Austin-based brand delivering full-spectrum CBD gummies that offer just the right dose of relaxation without derailing your day. Each gummy contains 2.5mg of naturally derived hemp THC for a subtle, functional buzz — perfect for unwinding without the hangover. Think of them as a warm hug for your nervous system and a smooth companion for travel, sleep, or stress. Available in Strawberry, Lemon, and Watermelon — for a feel-good intro to your new favorite ritual. Use code MDW to enjoy 20% off through Memorial Day.
Presented by Earlybird.
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Lundi Wilson Travel Bag
Designed for short getaways, the Lundi Wilson Travel Bag masterfully combines style and functionality. Crafted from supple, semi-vegetable-tanned full-grain leather, this compact yet spacious bag offers 30 liters of storage with specialized compartments for your clothes, a 13"-14" laptop, cables, accessories, and even shoes in dedicated exterior pockets. Thoughtfully designed, it features YKK metal zippers, a soft Alcantara lining, and a leather strap with recycled felt padding for comfortable shoulder carry. Crafted with eco-conscious materials from LWG-certified tanneries and durable brass hardware, the design exudes both sustainability and timeless elegance. Available in Cognac, Black, Navy, and Chestnut, the Wilson Travel Bag is the ultimate travel companion.
Presented by Lundi.
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Stormtroopers Twerk It
It's officially a phenomenon - even the elite fighting force of the Galactic Empire can't resist the urge to twerk it. Check out this video for Scott & Brendo's Beat Calls.
Rabbit Stampede
We're not sure exactly why they're stampeding, but there's little question that this footage of a Russian rabbit stampede — shot from a moving snowmobile — is rather amazing, if a little (lot) shaky.
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T-Mobile T-Satelite
Forget "No Service." With T-Satellite, you're connected — whether you're posting from Joshua Tree or checking in from the outskirts of the Gobi Desert. T-Mobile fuses traditional mobile data with real-time satellite coverage, and the result is dead-simple: if you can see the sky, you can send the text. No bulky sat phone. No special app. Just seamless, automatic connection on most smartphones made in the last four years. The beta is officially open allowing you to test the tech before it hits the market in July. Whether you're locked into a cabin off-grid or summiting solo, T-Satellite with Starlink eliminates dead zones, excuses, and outdated expectations.
Presented by T-Mobile.
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Simple Weight Loss Coaching
Watch any live television, and you'll probably see a commercial promoting the new wave of GLP-1 weight loss injections. Simple takes a different, medication-free approach built by a team of medical experts to build an approach that helps users form healthy habits that drive real results. After filling out a detailed survey, users can unlock their personalized weight loss plan including nutritional analysis features, easy food logging and daily workout plans with everything from strength training to yoga. So far, they have helped over 13 million users lose millions of pounds. With Simple, you can lose weight without spending every day in the gym, and right now, you can save 50% when you sign up through the link below.
Presented by Simple App.
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Internet Rehab
Declared to be a clinical disorder by China in 2008, Internet addiction is taken a wee bit more seriously over there. The New York Times goes inside the Internet Addiction Treatment Center in Daxing, China, a suburb of Beijing, to find out just how much.
Google Glass: Fighting Fires
Glassware developer Patrick Jackson, a firefighter in Rocky Mount, North Carolina, is working to develop Glass apps that provide firefighters with critical information for fighting fires - such as building floorplans and vehicle diagrams.
