Secret McDonald's Menu Items
You could do this yourself, but it's way more fun to burden the clueless employee with doing it for you. Here's a bunch of menu items jumbled together to make up the 'secret' McDonald's menu.
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World's Tallest Waterslide
It's taller than Niagara Falls. It holds up to four riders at a time. It hits speeds of over 65 miles per hour. And it's in... Kansas City? It's Verrückt at Schlitterbahn, and it's so tall it has a hump.
Conversation Switch
Ninjas are everywhere, which means you should probably start paying a little more attention during those random conversations on the bus. Watch Stuart Edge and Calen Morelli switch places mid-conversation while talking with unsuspecting people on the street.
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JOYMODE Testosterone Supplements
The new elite isn't chasing hype — they're building longevity. From boardrooms to backcountry trails, a rising class of athletes, founders, and performance-first men are rewriting what it means to age well. Leading the charge is Eric Hinman: 5x Ironman, serial entrepreneur, and proof that hustle and recovery aren't opposites — they're partners. JOYMODE delivers KSM-66 Ashwagandha, Longjack, and Boron to support energy, drive, recovery, and resilience. This movement isn't about inflated egos or quick fixes—it's about showing up stronger at 6AM than you did at 26. The game doesn't end at 30. It evolves — and you evolve with it. Enjoy 20% off with code HINMAN20.
Presented by JOYMODE.
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Pair Eyewear
Pair Eyewear introduces its new Mixed Material Collection, with three fresh base frame colors — Tortoise/Gold, Pink Clear/Rose Gold, and Green Clear/Gold — offering a stylish upgrade to five fan-favorite shapes. Whether you're after the timeless edge of Tortoise/Gold, the romantic charm of Pink Clear/Rose Gold, or the grounded cool of Green Clear/Gold, this collection brings elevated versatility to your everyday look. Each frame is crafted in-house and to reflect your evolving style in the highest quality eyewear possible.
Presented by Pair Eyewear.
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Stormtroopers Twerk It
It's officially a phenomenon - even the elite fighting force of the Galactic Empire can't resist the urge to twerk it. Check out this video for Scott & Brendo's Beat Calls.
Rabbit Stampede
We're not sure exactly why they're stampeding, but there's little question that this footage of a Russian rabbit stampede — shot from a moving snowmobile — is rather amazing, if a little (lot) shaky.
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Branded Bills
Built for those who wear their legacy as comfortably as their cap, Branded Bills has become a staple for men who merge grit with identity. What started with premium headwear has evolved into a full collection of purpose-driven gear — crafted to handle early mornings, late nights, and everything in between. Every piece, from their Signature Series hats to all-season outerwear, carries a tailored ruggedness that works just as well on mountain trails as it does at Monday's 9AM. With clean silhouettes, heritage-inspired logos, and materials built to last, Branded Bills outfits a lifestyle where ambition and authenticity intersect. Enjoy 15% off with code BBSUMMER.
Presented by Branded Bills.
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Velasca Filòm Loafers
Velasca's Filòm Loafers fit like a glove — and that's no play on words. Made from the innermost layer of leather and buffed to give them their signature velvety texture, these suede shoes are washed with pumice stone for a lived-in look and feel, and hand-constructed using a tubular construction and sewn together by an internal seam called a Blake stitch, which helps the shoe flex with the natural flexing of your feet. A bit Ivy and inherently Italian, the shape references traditional college-style loafers, which were low-cut with a 'biscotto' shape. Now, they're a democratic everyman silhouette — but this iteration is for those with a keen sense of style and an eye for quality craftsmanship.
Presented by Velasca.
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Internet Rehab
Declared to be a clinical disorder by China in 2008, Internet addiction is taken a wee bit more seriously over there. The New York Times goes inside the Internet Addiction Treatment Center in Daxing, China, a suburb of Beijing, to find out just how much.
Google Glass: Fighting Fires
Glassware developer Patrick Jackson, a firefighter in Rocky Mount, North Carolina, is working to develop Glass apps that provide firefighters with critical information for fighting fires - such as building floorplans and vehicle diagrams.
