Meet Michael, Trevor, and Franklin. You're going to be very violent together.
ADHD is back to destroy your childhood with the lyrical truth about those disgusting little Hantaviruses in a half-shell. NSFW.
Made with the input of professional divers, the latest ProDiver from Oris is their most impressive to date. The timepiece features a 49mm titanium case that remains lightweight and versatile despite its size. Suitable for any situation but outstanding underwater, the ProDiver has an automatic helium escape valve, is water resistant up to 1,000 meters, and features the Oris RSS (Rotation Safety System) bezel lock system to hold the bezel in place during each dive. White hands on a black dial make it highly legible, while a fourth hand tells 24-hour time and a second time zone can be tracked when you're diving away from home.
Presented by Oris.
SimpliSafe teamed up with global design firm IDEO to create a home security experience more beautiful, powerful and intuitive than ever before. Rebuilt from the ground up with new safeguards to create a latticework of protection the new Simplisafe is half the size with double the range. It's also fifty percent louder, five times faster, and the system's wireless Keypad is soft, smooth and wakes with a touch. It's incredibly easy to set up in just a few minutes with no drilling, wiring or tools required and is offered at the same revolutionary price that made SimpliSafe the fastest growing home security company in the nation.
Presented by SimpliSafe.
As seen in Uncrate Issue 04.
Oh, brother. Who pissed off Mother Nature this time?