Skittles Plant
Yeah, forget all that silly dreamer talk. Do you know how many people would love to be a skittles producing miracle?
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Bad Breath Kills
We can all agree this would be the worst way to go.
Rökk Vodka Dream
In order to solidify their spot in the rap game, The Lonely Island have become the new "creative directors" for Rökk Vodka.
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Nature's Craft Liver Support Gummies
Nature's Craft Cleansing Artichoke + L-Carnitine blends plant-powered detox with metabolic support in a single daily capsule. At its core is artichoke extract, long valued for supporting bile flow and digestive comfort, paired with L-Carnitine to help your body metabolize fats and maintain energy. Vegan-friendly, non-GMO, and made without filler junk, it's designed for anyone who wants a cleaner internal reset without juggling half a dozen pills. Add a touch of natural support to your daily routine and let a little botanical help take the edge off digestion and overall well-being.
Presented by Nature's Craft.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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DoorDash DashPass
Late-night cravings and last-minute grocery runs get easier with DashPass, the membership from DoorDash designed to cut the friction out of delivery. Members get $0 delivery fees and reduced service fees on eligible orders, along with a steady stream of member-only deals. The perks extend beyond delivery too, with 5% back on pickup orders, ride savings of 5-10% with Lyft, and the ability to share the membership with another person at no extra cost. Eligible Chase cardholders can also unlock a free DashPass and additional savings on groceries and retail orders, turning everyday takeout and errands into a slightly more efficient routine.
Presented by DoorDash.
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Maybe You Should Rise
A mashup of Lebron's disappointing Nike ad "Rise" and Michael Jordan's 2009 "Maybe It's My Fault" commercial. Although this would have been a lot more gratifying if this would have been a direct response to the King Doucher's ad, but it will do.
The Mustache Commercial
Bud Lights's tribute to Movember and all that is great and envious about a full, well groomed mustache.
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Victoria's Secret Fireworks
Just to show you that everything is instantly better when you include Victoria's Secret models. Even Katy Perry songs.
Disrupted Game
JetBlue decided to run an experiment where they placed an actress as a New York bar tender and had her put her life in danger by changing channels in the middle of the Jets game. This somehow relates to air travel.
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Huega House Headwear Collection
Finishing an outfit often comes down to the details, and the Huega House Headwear Collection delivers with a lineup of caps built around refined design and premium construction. Each style balances elevated styling with everyday versatility, making them just as suited for daily wear as they are for long days that start early and end late. Standout pieces include the Athletic Association caps in khaki and green, the Legacy and Letterman black hats, the Vintage Swan in black and natural, the Icon in black and natural, and the Athletic Association navy option. The result is a tight rotation of easy-wearing hats designed to pull a look together from the first set to the final encore.
Presented by Huega House.
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Collars & Co. Maverick Performance Pants
Collars & Co.'s Maverick Performance Pants bring tailored refinement to everyday movement. Cut from lightweight, technical fabric with built-in stretch and wrinkle resistance, they carry a polished silhouette that looks at home in the office, on a flight, or out for dinner. The performance-minded construction stays comfortable through hours of wear while keeping its shape and crispness without frequent touch-ups. It's the kind of pant that dresses up without feeling rigid and performs like activewear without sacrificing style. Ideal for anyone who wants one pair that does it all.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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Skittles Tube Sock Commercial
There has to be some kind of tube sock labor laws to protect him from this abuse.
Pure Blonde Disaster
Of course the two biggest douches would find the hot blonde holy land first and ruin it for everyone else. All that beer. All those babes.
