Teenage Slang Explained by Clueless Adults
Learn how to decode adolescent conversations. For even more clueless explanations, watch part two.
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Fireworks Safety Suit
The best place to watch a fireworks display is inside the fireworks display. Obviously.
Automata Trailer
An insurance agent for robotics company ROC discovers that the machines are rapidly gaining consciousness. Premieres October 10th.
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Happy Head Hair Growth Solution
Happy Head is changing the game in hair care by offering prescription-strength, dermatologist-formulated treatments for hair thinning and loss. Using clinically proven ingredients like Minoxidil, Finasteride, Spironolactone, and Retinol, each formula is customized for your hair type, gender, and goals, all delivered through a seamless tele-dermatology platform. For an extra layer of personalization, the optional StrandIQ™ at-home DNA test analyzes genetic markers to optimize results. Enjoy an extra 25% off site wide this December.
Presented by Happy Head.
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Tinto Amorio Chaand Wine Sampler
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 20% off orders of $50+ using code GIFTTINTO.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
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It's OK To Pee In The Ocean
Here's some science to ease your worries.
3-Minute Pawn Stars
This is what an episode of Pawn Stars would look like if it was strictly pawn.
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The Unstealable Bike
It may not be completely theft proof, but if you do steal it, you get a broken bike.
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Roderer Harry Aviator Sunglasses
The Roderer Harry Aviator Polarized Sunglasses are more than just eyewear — they're a signal. Handcrafted from stainless steel and finished in Gunmetal Black, they sharpen the timeless aviator silhouette into something bolder, more precise. Polarized lenses cut glare with surgical clarity, while innovative spring hinges and a flawless fit keep pace with high-speed itineraries and jet-set agendas. Subtle branding, a travel-ready case, and five global finishes round out the details. Whether you're stepping off a G650 or onto the flightline, takeoff towards the future.
Presented by Roderer.
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TribeTokes Gummies
TribeTokes' Delta-9 THC Gummies deliver a smooth, balanced experience with clean ingredients and consistent dosing designed for easygoing, social enjoyment. The lineup now adds Pineapple as a new flavor, bringing a bright, tropical twist to the mellow Buzzed effect. Approachable and reliably crafted, they offer a simple way to enjoy THC without overthinking the dose.
Presented by TribeTokes.
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Drums West
A very early experimental animation by the great Jim Henson, inspired by the jazz legend Chico Hamilton.
Girls Just Want To Have Fun in Minor Key
By switching the key, Chase Holfelder turns the happiest girl anthem ever into a moody ballad.
