Teletubbies Joy Division Edit
Now kids have a real reason to cry when they watch these hideous monstrosities.
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Boycott April Fool's Day
Save yourself, loved ones, and coworkers by taking the No-Prank Pledge.
Every Mortal Combat X Fatality
Relive those misspent days of your youth with the finishing moves from Mortal Combat X.
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Happy Head Hair Growth Solution
Happy Head is changing the game in hair care by offering prescription-strength, dermatologist-formulated treatments for hair thinning and loss. Using clinically proven ingredients like Minoxidil, Finasteride, Spironolactone, and Retinol, each formula is customized for your hair type, gender, and goals, all delivered through a seamless tele-dermatology platform. For an extra layer of personalization, the optional StrandIQ™ at-home DNA test analyzes genetic markers to optimize results. Enjoy an extra 25% off site wide this December.
Presented by Happy Head.
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Nike Waterproof Collection
Nike's Waterproof Collection is built for days when conditions refuse to cooperate. Designed for wet roads, muddy trails, and cold-weather miles, the lineup pairs proven performance with dependable weather protection. The Pegasus 41 GORE-TEX brings responsive cushioning and secure traction to rain-slick pavement, keeping tempo steady when the forecast turns. For routes that leave the road behind, the Pegasus Trail 5 GORE-TEX combines a ReactX midsole with an ATC outsole, delivering grip and control across unpredictable terrain. And when comfort takes priority, the Vomero 18 GORE-TEX layers ZoomX and ReactX foam with waterproof construction for a smooth, insulated ride through cold, wet conditions. When the weather shifts, this is gear designed to keep moving without compromise.
Presented by Nike.
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Muppets Sing The Humpty Dance
The Great Gonzo gets down to Digital Underground's "The Humpty Dance."
Cheese Whiz 3D Printer
Obviously this was the next logical step in the future of 3D printing.
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Hey Andrew
This is the kind of person who makes going to work an absolute joy.
Someone Forgot The Mic Was On
Please keep in mind that the microphones are always on at a press conference.
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Luca Faloni Polo Shirt
Luca Faloni's Polo Shirt elevates a casual staple into refined everyday wear with timeless Italian craftsmanship. Woven from a luxury blend of soft cashmere and breathable cotton, it offers a plush hand feel without weight, making it ideal for everything from city strolls to relaxed dinners. Available in Oatmeal, French Blue, and Midnight Blue it stays versatile while the clean, tailored shape reads sharp without feeling stiff. It's a polo that bridges smart and casual with understated elegance you'll reach for season after season.
Presented by Luca Faloni.
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TribeTokes Gummies
TribeTokes' Delta-9 THC Gummies deliver a smooth, balanced experience with clean ingredients and consistent dosing designed for easygoing, social enjoyment. The lineup now adds Pineapple as a new flavor, bringing a bright, tropical twist to the mellow Buzzed effect. Approachable and reliably crafted, they offer a simple way to enjoy THC without overthinking the dose.
Presented by TribeTokes.
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Live-Action Bambi
Surely they could work Liam Neeson in here somewhere.
