Teletubbies Joy Division Edit
Now kids have a real reason to cry when they watch these hideous monstrosities.
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Boycott April Fool's Day
Save yourself, loved ones, and coworkers by taking the No-Prank Pledge.
Every Mortal Combat X Fatality
Relive those misspent days of your youth with the finishing moves from Mortal Combat X.
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Mint Mobile
Make the smart choice with premium wireless starting at just $15/month. Cut the nonsense of traditional carriers—stores, salespeople, hidden fees—for fast, reliable service on the nation's largest 5G network. Whether you're streaming or using a hotspot, you get high-speed data, unlimited talk and text, and the freedom to keep your own phone and number. Setup is seamless with an instantly activated eSIM, or get your SIM card shipped to you for free. For anyone looking to gain independence, it's wireless that works—so you can put your money where it matters.
Presented by Mint Mobile.
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Garden of Life Meal Replacement Shake
When brunch isn't in the cards, reach for Raw Organic Meal Replacement Powder—a truly clean, all-in-one shake that packs 20 g of organic plant-based protein, 6 g of fiber, and a full spectrum of vitamins, minerals, probiotics, and enzymes from 44 raw superfoods. It's USDA Organic, Non-GMO, vegan, gluten- and dairy-free—and tastes shockingly smooth for something so loaded. Just shake it with water or almond milk and you've got a whole-food meal that fuels the hustle, not the junk. Use code Back2Garden for 25% off Specific Products
Presented by Garden of Life
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Muppets Sing The Humpty Dance
The Great Gonzo gets down to Digital Underground's "The Humpty Dance."
Cheese Whiz 3D Printer
Obviously this was the next logical step in the future of 3D printing.
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Tandy NomNoms Protein Bites
Tandy flips the treat game with Protein NomNoms—bite-sized chocolate indulgences packed with 5g of protein, made from real chocolate and crafted with natural flavors. Choose from crave-worthy flavors like Salted Caramel Crunch, Peanut Buttery Peanut, or Chocolate Dipped Churro, each offering that sweet-salty or sweet-spiced vibe in a poppable, guilt-light format. The treats strike a rare balance: dessert feel without dessert regret, built on sustainable farming and designer snack engineering.
Presented by Tandy.
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Hairmax Ultima 12 LaserComb
The HairMax Ultima 12 LaserComb is a drug-free, FDA-cleared device that uses low-level laser therapy to stimulate hair follicles and promote regrowth. In just 8 minutes per session, three times a week, it's built for ease of use while delivering fuller, denser results over time. Clinical studies suggest LLLT devices like this can improve hair thickness when used consistently.
Presented by Hairmax.
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Hey Andrew
This is the kind of person who makes going to work an absolute joy.
Someone Forgot The Mic Was On
Please keep in mind that the microphones are always on at a press conference.
