Teletubbies Joy Division Edit
Now kids have a real reason to cry when they watch these hideous monstrosities.
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Boycott April Fool's Day
Save yourself, loved ones, and coworkers by taking the No-Prank Pledge.
Every Mortal Combat X Fatality
Relive those misspent days of your youth with the finishing moves from Mortal Combat X.
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Collars & Co. Cotton and Cashmere Crew Neck Sweater
Collars & Co.'s Luxury Touch Crew Neck Sweater blends cotton and cashmere for a lightweight knit that's as breathable as it is soft. Cut for year-round wear, it delivers warmth without bulk, built-in UV protection, and natural odor resistance, making it as functional as it is refined. Finished in classic black — and other timeless shades — it's a versatile layer that moves seamlessly from work to weekend.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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Pair Eyewear Metal Frames
Pair Eyewear's latest drop brings a modern edge to timeless design with eight new all-metal Base Frames—Nola, Breda, Hadley, Izzy, Sawyer, Georgia, Rowen, and Vic. The lineup reimagines classic silhouettes like cat-eyes and aviators in polished Black, Gold, Silver, and Rose Gold. Each $130 frame is engineered with titanium fronts and nickel silver temples for strength without weight, while adjustable non-slip nose pads, flexible acetate tips, and spring hinges ensure lasting comfort. Fully compatible with Pair's Top Frames, they deliver exceptional versatility with enduring style.
Presented by Pair Eyewear.
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Muppets Sing The Humpty Dance
The Great Gonzo gets down to Digital Underground's "The Humpty Dance."
Cheese Whiz 3D Printer
Obviously this was the next logical step in the future of 3D printing.
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Aroma360 The Monet Flowers
Picture preserved roses — tucked into a sleek round diffuser — that last up to five years while scenting your space. The Monet marries romantic design with cold-air fragrance delivery, capable of filling up to 500 sq ft with clean, chemical-free aroma via proprietary Pro-Pod™ oils. Running wirelessly on battery power, it arrives in luxe black or white packaging with metallic detailing. Enjoy an extra 15% off with code EXTRA15.
Presented by Aroma360.
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CBDfx Focus & Energy Gummies
Give your mind a clean edge with CBDfx Focus & Energy Gummies, smartly formulated to ditch the jitters without compromising drive. Each two-gummy serving delivers 50 mg of broad-spectrum CBD for calm, 50 mg of phosphatidylserine for cognitive clarity, and 50 mg of caffeine — about the kick of a shot of espresso—in a naturally flavored blue-raspberry vegan gummy. Organic, non-GMO, THC-free, and built for productivity, these gummies are your low-key, modern-day hustle hack.
Presented by CBDfx.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Hey Andrew
This is the kind of person who makes going to work an absolute joy.
Someone Forgot The Mic Was On
Please keep in mind that the microphones are always on at a press conference.
