The Clock of the Long Now
On a mountain in Texas, inventors, futurists, and engineers are building a clock that will last 10,000 years.
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The Kids are Alright
Relax, parents. Your parents thought you were all sex-crazed deviants too.
Kevin Hart Goes Down Under
An animated Kevin Hart will make you never trust a cuddly little koala again.
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JOYMODE Testosterone Supplements
The new elite isn't chasing hype — they're building longevity. From boardrooms to backcountry trails, a rising class of athletes, founders, and performance-first men are rewriting what it means to age well. Leading the charge is Eric Hinman: 5x Ironman, serial entrepreneur, and proof that hustle and recovery aren't opposites — they're partners. JOYMODE delivers KSM-66 Ashwagandha, Longjack, and Boron to support energy, drive, recovery, and resilience. This movement isn't about inflated egos or quick fixes—it's about showing up stronger at 6AM than you did at 26. The game doesn't end at 30. It evolves — and you evolve with it.
Presented by JOYMODE.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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Mechanical Techno Demonstration
Graham Dunning makes techno using a record player to trigger every individual sound.
The Huntsman: Winter's War Trailer
Charlize Theron is frightfully wicked in the first look at Cedric Nicolas-Troyan's Snow White and the Huntsman prequel.
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Patricks AL1 Anti Lag Capsules
Jet lag doesn't care how you fly — first, business, or grinding economy. PATRICKS AL1 Anti-Lag Capsules were designed for those who cross time zones like intersections, balancing boardrooms in Tokyo with sunsets in Tulum. The dual-capsule system is simple: AM sharpens focus with nootropics like Bacopa and L-Theanine, while PM calms the system with Ashwagandha, Passionflower, and anti-inflammatories like Turmeric. No stimulants. No crash. Just calibrated recovery tested at 38,000 feet and built to stash in your dopp kit or glovebox. Whether you're landing for meetings or mojitos, AL1 helps you arrive as the best version of yourself.
Presented by PATRICKS.
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SAXX Vibe Xtra Trunks
SAXX takes comfort to the next level with the all-new Vibe Xtra Trunks, featuring Stop Drop Technology — a discreet moisture-wicking layer built into the signature BallPark Pouch for all-day dryness where it matters most. Made from super-soft EcoVero fabric with a fly front, these trunks deliver lightweight, breathable comfort, plus 4-way stretch, odor resistance, and an anti-roll waistband. Flat Out Seams prevent chafing, while Three-D Fit ensures a perfect anatomical fit. Sold in a convenient three-pack, the Vibe Xtra is a premium upgrade to your daily essential.
Presented by SAXX.
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The Amazing Acro-Cats
Sadly, the cat circus is still a thing of the future.
Iron & Wine Covers Sick Of You
Folk rocker Iron & Wine takes on GWAR's heavy metal classic for this episode of Undercover.
