The Dick Graze
Fist pounds and handshakes are so played out. Here's the new way to say hello.
Fist pounds and handshakes are so played out. Here's the new way to say hello.
Like the Star-Lord says: You just have to listen past the old tech.
If you ever feel insignificant, just remember that every atom in your body was made in a supernova.
Propel forward with speed tuned for long-distance performance. The Nike Alphafly 3 Road Running Shoes are designed around marathon pacing, combining two propulsive Air Zoom units with a carbon fiber Flyplate that stores and returns energy with each step. Paired with a ZoomX foam midsole, the shoe delivers a fresh, responsive ride from the first mile to the finish line. Lightweight construction and notched laces make this the most responsive Alphafly yet, supporting speed and endurance in a way that makes long runs feel effortless—and personal bests easier to chase.
Presented by Nike.
The Hayabusa T360 Leather Boxing Gloves deliver pro-level performance in a premium leather build for serious training or sparring. Crafted from full-grain aniline leather, they mold to your hand over time while the ergonomic pocket and curved grip bar align your knuckles for power and precision. A triple-splint wrist support system keeps your wrist stable through every punch and the dual-strap closure with a removable inner strap ensures a secure fit. Multi-density padding absorbs impact and a moisture-regulating lining keeps hands comfortable during long sessions, making these gloves feel like an extension of your body.
Presented by Hayabusa.
Todd Graham's 1987 VCR-dubbed remake of Apocalypse Now puts Pooh and friends in a Hundred Acre war zone.
35 days in 11 different cities across Asia, all captured on an iPhone 5S.
Follow the journey of paper, from trash to your notebook.
The wisest stache on the planet gives advice on everything from 1800's literature to the iPhone 6.
Caliber is a science-based fitness coaching platform that pairs data-driven strength and cardio programming with personalized nutrition and habit guidance to help you build muscle, lose weight, and improve overall body composition. After a quick consultation, you're matched with a certified coach who designs a plan tailored to your goals, tracks your progress, and keeps you accountable through one-on-one support and app-based metrics. Backed by real research and real results, it makes structured training feel less like guesswork and more like a plan you'll stick with.
Presented by Caliber.
Coastline is built around the idea that energy, focus, and recovery should feel stable—not forced. Rather than relying on stimulants, Coastline's Complete System is formulated with 13 carefully selected ingredients to support cognitive, physical, and cellular function over the long term. Creatine, taurine, and magnesium form the backbone, supporting sustained energy and physical performance while ergothioneine and astaxanthin help protect cells from long-term wear. The system is split into a daily rhythm starting with a morning blend and softgels, designed to support daytime energy and focus, and finishing with evening capsules that support recovery, sleep, and relaxation. This routine is delivered as a 30-day Complete System Welcome Pack for the daily support and energy that lasts.
Presented by Coastline Longevity.
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