The Hidden Lore of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
Is it possible to deconstruct something so deconstructed? The Film Theorists take a shot at the possible hidden meanings behind the massively popular Don't Hug Me I'm Scared series.
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Performance-Enhancing Drugs and Your Body
We all know using performance-enhancing drugs is cheating. In the world of professional athletics, money, championships, records, and medals often proves too enticing. But the toll the drugs take on the body and reputation can have effects that last a lifetime.
TJ Miller Tried to Dance with Paris Hilton
The best part of being in Hollywood? The parties, obviously. Silicon Valley's TJ Miller relates that one time he went to a pre-Emmys party and tried (rather unsuccessfully) to dance with Paris Hilton.
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Presented by Squarespace.
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China's Elevated Bus
China's finally getting their insane lane-straddling bus on the road. The elevated alternative spans 72-feet long and 25-feet wide and rides above the street, allowing cars to pass underneath to help reduce traffic. Although it was limited to a 300 meter track, the bus took its first test run in Qinhuangdao on Tuesday, taking it one step closer to picking up passengers in cities around the globe.
The Influences and References of Wes Anderson
Art is sometimes as much the work of those before as the artist themselves. Rarely does that hold true as often as in film. This side-by-side supercut details a few of the inspirations Wes Anderson has found in the work of directors past.
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Luca Faloni Bermuda Shorts
Cut from pure Italian linen and crafted in Northern Italy, Luca Faloni's Bermuda shorts don't chase trends — they define a way of life. Their garment-dyed hues echo Amalfi frescos and Riviera skies, while an internal drawstring and horn button closure deliver comfort without compromise. Whether you're meandering cobbled alleys in search of the perfect sea urchin spaghetti or slipping into sun-drenched silence on a private terrace above Positano, these shorts whisper of leisure with intention. For men who savor nuance, curate color, and choose stillness over spectacle, this is summer — tailored, tasteful, and timeless.
Presented by Luca Faloni.
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Rorra Filtered Showerhead
Tap water contamination can affect more than just drinking water, as poor-quality water can dry out skin, damage hair, and impact respiratory health. The Rorra Filtered Showerhead is built to deliver high performance and better health, and has been rigorously tested by multiple third party labs. This new entrant into the category was designed from the ground up with thoughtful ergonomics, optimized jet design and tool-free installation. Their new system combines advanced filtration with a timeless form, utilizing a precise combination of US-made KDF-55 and high-purity Calcium Sulfite media to deliver 90 days of optimal performance before needing replacement. Engineered to last for years and ready to use out of the box — no handyman required. Tap into clean water with Rorra today.
Presented by Rorra.
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Worst Heroes Ever
DC Comic's Suicide Squad has been together since the 50s, but are making their first big screen debut this year. A government-sponsored group of career criminals, they're thrown together to fight crime — because who knows more about crime than master criminals?
The Fastest Electric Car Ever Isn't a Tesla
Clocking in at 205.6 mph, this 2006 Corvette Z06 has just beaten the land speed record for the fastest electric vehicle. The V8 engine has been replaced with twin electric motors to produce over 600 horsepower. But if you want to own this record-breaking ride, it's going to cost you about three Teslas.
